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BonTempsMorgue
BonTempsMorgue
Merlotte's Bar & Grill 2
Feb 15 2009, 12:33 AM EST | Post edited: Feb 15 2009, 12:33 AM EST
Grand Reopening Of Merlotte's Bar & Grill

I, BT (BonTempsMorgue) co-proprietor of Merlotte’s, would like to welcome you to our fine Bar & Grill... where we are never short on food, drink or conversation.

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BonTempsMorgue
BonTempsMorgue
1. RE: Merlotte's Bar & Grill 2
Feb 15 2009, 12:35 AM EST | Post edited: Feb 15 2009, 12:35 AM EST
Our Merlotte’s was established on October 2, 2008 about half-way through Season One of our beloved television series, True Blood. Since that time, we have grown into an awesome group of friends and barflies. Though there are a few “old regulars” who frequent the establishment, we do enjoy welcoming any interested newbies, lurkers, supernatural beings, or simply just friendly patrons stopping by for a drink.

We try to stick to a few basic rules, for instance PLEASE NO Spoilers (as a common courtesy to those who have not read the book series), no obscenities or posting of content which might offend, and finally… please NO stupidity (there’s enough of that to be found on the internet already)!!!

If you are seeking employment, please see me for an application, following which you will be assigned a task which is not only required, it is part of the ritual of "earning your stripes"!!!! So it all depends on if you are just stopping in for a drink or will be looking to find a permanent stool.

Thank you for your interest, and if you need me I will be located in my usual booth! [BT hobbles over and takes a seat, orders a lemonade and waits for SP to arrive]

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BonTempsMorgue
BonTempsMorgue
2. Newbie Questionnaire
Feb 15 2009, 12:37 AM EST | Post edited: May 10 2009, 1:49 PM EDT
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1. What is one word you would use to describe yourself?

2. What is your ONE favorite TV show besides True Blood (the reason we’re all on this site in the first place)?

3. Which TB character do you find most relatable? Why?

4. Where's the one place you'd like to be or the one thing you'd like to be doing right now, if you didn't have all those obligations back at home?

5. What is your most prized possession? Your biggest accomplishment?

6. If you had to choose 5 individuals, living or deceased (excluding family members and friends), with whom to spend the rest of your life marooned on a moon base… who would you choose?
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Please check out (and feel free to add relevant content to) our Merlotte's Bulletin Board Album: http://truebloodwiki.hbo.com/photos/album/91077/Merlotte%27s+Bar+%26+Grill+Bulletin+Board
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Samspup
Samspup
3. Questionnaire
Feb 15 2009, 1:13 AM EST | Post edited: Jun 2 2009, 2:38 PM EDT
So I guess I should answer this as I missed the first one huh BT? HAHA!
1. Imaginative
2. United States of Tara
3. Sam Merlotte. Why? Woof!!! I find myself being overly protective and loyal to the ones I love and care about. Can be a loner at times.
4.I would like to be in Scotland tending to my bookstore.
5. Family photos. Biggest accomplishment? Raising my daughter to become the most incredible human being she can be.
6. Stuart Adamson, Robert Frost, Ricky Gervais, Terry Gilliam and Bear Grylls.

So there ya have it! LOL! Thinking my answer will change with #2 about every other week. HA!

*Edited to remove Gordon Ramsay because he has become the slayer of all things innocent*
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BonTempsMorgue
BonTempsMorgue
4. Moving Back In
Feb 15 2009, 1:16 AM EST | Post edited: Feb 15 2009, 1:16 AM EST
[the gravel drive crunches under the heavy wheels of the Ryder moving truck. BT opens the door and SP hops out onto the ground, BT clambers awkwardly down from the high cab and rolls open the back of the truck]

[BT proceeds to empty contents of Ryder; grabs Planty, the disco ball, SP's bowl, the lufting ensembles, dog bed, fireproof safe, the stainless-steel lemonade machine, the 2 old reliable bar stools and brings them carefully into the bar] Did I forget anything, Pup?

[flops down exhausted in booth, grins] It's gurd to be back!!

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Samspup
Samspup
5. RE: Moving Back In
Feb 15 2009, 1:33 AM EST | Post edited: Feb 15 2009, 1:33 AM EST
"[the gravel drive crunches under the heavy wheels of the Ryder moving truck. BT opens the door and SP hops out onto the ground, BT clambers awkwardly down from the high cab and rolls open the back of the truck]

[BT proceeds to empty contents of Ryder; grabs Planty, the disco ball, SP's bowl, the lufting ensembles, dog bed, fireproof safe, the stainless-steel lemonade machine, the 2 old reliable bar stools and brings them carefully into the bar] Did I forget anything, Pup?

[flops down exhausted in booth, grins] It's gurd to be back!!

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I think that will do it for the night BT. We can get the rest tomorrow when Sam can help. Can't believe he pulled his back out carrying the jumbone!

How about a cold glass of lemonade to quench your thirst and some of that leftover chocolate cake from the Valentine's Day party earlier? That Francois is a riot! Such a wonderful pastry chef!
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TrueLoveBlood
TrueLoveBlood
6. RE: Newbie Questionnaire
Feb 15 2009, 6:01 AM EST | Post edited: Feb 15 2009, 6:01 AM EST
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1. What is one word you would use to describe yourself?

2. What is your ONE favorite TV show besides True Blood (the reason we’re all on this site in the first place)?

3. Which TB character do you find most relatable? Why?

4. Where's the one place you'd like to be or the one thing you'd like to be doing right now, if you didn't have all those obligations back at home?

5. What is your most prized possession? Your biggest accomplishment?

6. If you had to choose 5 individuals, living or deceased (excluding family members and friends), with whom to spend the rest of your life marooned on a moon base… who would you choose?
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1.Creative
2.Entourage
3.Sookie, because we work in the same environment, we both have similar tempers, im blond, I have a brother like jason.
4.Swimming in Mexico.
5.My Fiance. I'm undecided at the moment about what my biggesr accomplishment is.
6.Bob Marley, Marilyn Monroe, Johnny Cash, River Phionex, Marie Antoinette.
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Abizzygyrl
Abizzygyrl
7. RE: Newbie Questionnaire
Feb 15 2009, 8:27 AM EST | Post edited: Feb 15 2009, 8:27 AM EST
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1. What is one word you would use to describe yourself?

2. What is your ONE favorite TV show besides True Blood (the reason we’re all on this site in the first place)?

3. Which TB character do you find most relatable? Why?

4. Where's the one place you'd like to be or the one thing you'd like to be doing right now, if you didn't have all those obligations back at home?

5. What is your most prized possession? Your biggest accomplishment?

6. If you had to choose 5 individuals, living or deceased (excluding family members and friends), with whom to spend the rest of your life marooned on a moon base… who would you choose?
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Oookay... Not a newbie but I guess we're starting all over since Pup answered questionnaire and yesterdays thread is closed. I'm not awake so my answers will not be held against me... And do I still have same job or are we really starting over? <yawn>

1. Friendly
2. Ugh... too many... Lost, Saving Grace, Fringe, Dexter (many, more!)
3. Sookie - We're blonde, friendly and non-judgemental
4. Ireland, Wales, Scotland or Tuscany
5. My family - My two children
6. Oh man, so hard <need cup of Black & Nervous, okay, got it, and this would change too depending on day and mood> J.C., Jeff Dunham - has to bring puppets, Marvin Gaye, Laurell K Hamilton, right now... lastly Terrence Howard, or maybe Robert Downey Jr... Samuel L Jackson... Kate Winslet!

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TIP-YO-WAITRESS
8. RE: Newbie Questionnaire
Feb 15 2009, 10:42 AM EST | Post edited: Feb 15 2009, 10:42 AM EST
"1.Creative
2.Entourage
3.Sookie, because we work in the same environment, we both have similar tempers, im blond, I have a brother like jason.
4.Swimming in Mexico.
5.My Fiance. I'm undecided at the moment about what my biggesr accomplishment is.
6.Bob Marley, Marilyn Monroe, Johnny Cash, River Phionex, Marie Antoinette."
Well since we don't have any "newbies" I guess I'm still one <i think>
1.spontaneously funny
2.Hell's Kitchen
3.Lafayette <we both cook & don't take no you know what>
4.In Jamaica sippin on one of them strong arse fruity drinks, looking at something sexy wit dreadlocks besides me or New Orleans in the French Quarters sippin on a "Hurricane" .
5.My most prized posession is my tropical fish that I raised fron lil fishy stage..and my biggest acomplishment is my daughter.
6.Bob Marley, Tupac, Marvin Gaye, my Mom & Dad and Gerald Levert...
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TIP-YO-WAITRESS
9. RE: Newbie Questionnaire
Feb 15 2009, 10:53 AM EST | Post edited: Feb 15 2009, 10:53 AM EST
" Jeff Dunham - has to bring puppets,"
Uhh, Biz...why did my mind take the "express-train" to the gutter when you said Jeff Dunham has to bring puppets ?? rotflmao !! OMG, is there sum kinda law against that ??
<running in the parking-lot to continue my hysterical laughter>
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Abizzygyrl
Abizzygyrl
10. RE: Newbie Questionnaire
Feb 15 2009, 11:00 AM EST | Post edited: Feb 15 2009, 11:00 AM EST
"Uhh, Biz...why did my mind take the "express-train" to the gutter when you said Jeff Dunham has to bring puppets ?? rotflmao !! OMG, is there sum kinda law against that ??
<running in the parking-lot to continue my hysterical laughter>"
Tip... AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I would expect no less my dear! LOL Akmed... would be perfect in here... "Silence! I kill you!" ROTFLMAO
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TIP-YO-WAITRESS
11. RE: Newbie Questionnaire
Feb 15 2009, 11:23 AM EST | Post edited: Feb 15 2009, 11:23 AM EST
"Tip... AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I would expect no less my dear! LOL Akmed... would be perfect in here... "Silence! I kill you!" ROTFLMAO"
OMG U been in da "special-leaves" section of ya bag of crazy this mernin !! "whew" stop being selfish, you know the drill..."Pass it " < my shift ain't started yet so, I ain't on the clock yet ! >and I'm just gettin offa the "flo" bout "Akmed"....u stoopid" rotflmao again !
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Abizzygyrl
Abizzygyrl
12. RE: Newbie Questionnaire
Feb 15 2009, 11:34 AM EST | Post edited: Feb 15 2009, 11:34 AM EST
"OMG U been in da "special-leaves" section of ya bag of crazy this mernin !! "whew" stop being selfish, you know the drill..."Pass it " < my shift ain't started yet so, I ain't on the clock yet ! >and I'm just gettin offa the "flo" bout "Akmed"....u stoopid" rotflmao again ! "
<getting out special-leaves from bag of crazy, slippin' them to Tip> You know I'll share with you! LOL As JF says... Blow that shyt out! LMAO

<straightening shoulders, acting normal HA>
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Abizzygyrl
Abizzygyrl
13. RE: Newbie Questionnaire
Feb 15 2009, 11:47 AM EST | Post edited: Feb 15 2009, 11:47 AM EST
"u stoopid" rotflmao again ! "
Stoopid is as stoopid does <in my convincing FG voice> HAHAHAHA
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TIP-YO-WAITRESS
14. RE: Newbie Questionnaire
Feb 15 2009, 12:12 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 15 2009, 12:12 PM EST
"<getting out special-leaves from bag of crazy, slippin' them to Tip> You know I'll share with you! LOL As JF says... Blow that shyt out! LMAO

<straightening shoulders, acting normal HA> "
Glad I stopped and got sun "Visine", can't look the part wit Valentine's Day red arse eyes.
<that is definately not a good look> so, lemme see, what's on the menu today? so by it being Sunday, at sum point "The Special" is on the menu....... "whew"
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Samspup
Samspup
15. Confused A Bit-Once Again
Feb 15 2009, 2:49 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 15 2009, 2:49 PM EST
So wait..question #5 What is your most prized possession? Family are possessions? So I CAN sell them!!!!!!! To think of all the rawhides I can buy now! WEEEEeeee HOoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

<installs security cameras, turns on Planty's force field, changes locks on doors, tightens Biz's helmet strap and makes a list for Lowe's> It never ends does it? <refills sippy cup with lemonade and adds Gorilla Glue to Lowe's list> BT would of killed me if I had forgotten that!
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Abizzygyrl
Abizzygyrl
16. RE: Confused A Bit-Once Again
Feb 15 2009, 3:37 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 15 2009, 3:37 PM EST
"So wait..question #5 What is your most prized possession? Family are possessions? So I CAN sell them!!!!!!! To think of all the rawhides I can buy now! WEEEEeeee HOoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

<installs security cameras, turns on Planty's force field, changes locks on doors, tightens Biz's helmet strap and makes a list for Lowe's> It never ends does it? <refills sippy cup with lemonade and adds Gorilla Glue to Lowe's list> BT would of killed me if I had forgotten that!"
HAHAHA Pup! Never thought of it that way... but dayum if it isn't a good idea... There's some that I would gladly give away, selling is definitely a plus! LOL

And thanks for adjusting me helmet! <moves head from side to side - and checks eyes> You know, now that ya brought up my faux paux on #5 prized possession... I can't think of any possession I really prize... But yer answer Pup, pictures, would really have to be noted. Grand idea as it would be a heartbreaker to lose those. <getting maudlin - pulls out a leaf to chew and tissue>

<leaves Pup a rawhide with satin bow, leaves Tip a feather boa to go wit the mask, spittin' out feathers>
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FangsAndFur
FangsAndFur
17. RE: Newbie Questionnaire
Feb 15 2009, 4:18 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 15 2009, 4:18 PM EST
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1. What is one word you would use to describe yourself?

2. What is your ONE favorite TV show besides True Blood (the reason we’re all on this site in the first place)?

3. Which TB character do you find most relatable? Why?

4. Where's the one place you'd like to be or the one thing you'd like to be doing right now, if you didn't have all those obligations back at home?

5. What is your most prized possession? Your biggest accomplishment?

6. If you had to choose 5 individuals, living or deceased (excluding family members and friends), with whom to spend the rest of your life marooned on a moon base… who would you choose?
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-Waddles in, carrying a blue bandanna filled with glowsticks, pop rocks, a tennis ball, a half eaten bone and an ipod stuffed in, in her muzzle, flops to the ground, letting her stuff fall between her own paws.-

mkaay, let's do this.

1. Wild
2. Rescue me, (Used to be) The Sopranos, and ya gotta love the good cartoons!! Animal Cops, Pet star...the animal planet in general. ^.~
3. Jessica- Besides our red hair, I say I fit her most because I can be a bit of a back talker when I want to be, sassy and I tend to jump into things quickly. Witty as well. ;]
4. I would love to be somewhere tropical, surfing!
5. My most prized possesion is pretty hard. I have a lot but I'm going to say my Camera. To catch memories, make some and remember the old ones. Like SP said, Family photos. Also my iPod. I don't know how I could go on without music.-
6. Dane cook, Gabriel Iglesias, Denis Leary, David Spade, Shia Labeouf, and what the heck, Paris Hilton for laughs!

-Sees BT brought the disco ball and bounces back up, wagging tail.-
Oh yes. 83
-Ears prick and looks over to SP-
I can always help! I love to work!!
-Barks-
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katabella
katabella
18. RE: Newbie Questionnaire
Feb 15 2009, 6:21 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 15 2009, 6:21 PM EST
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1. What is one word you would use to describe yourself?

2. What is your ONE favorite TV show besides True Blood (the reason we’re all on this site in the first place)?

3. Which TB character do you find most relatable? Why?

4. Where's the one place you'd like to be or the one thing you'd like to be doing right now, if you didn't have all those obligations back at home?

5. What is your most prized possession? Your biggest accomplishment?

6. If you had to choose 5 individuals, living or deceased (excluding family members and friends), with whom to spend the rest of your life marooned on a moon base… who would you choose?
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Kata comes in, hey I am confused, but ok,....questions first,
1.honorable
2.medium
3.Sookie, she hates that people can be so mean and stupid and sticks up for what is right, I am the same that way.
4.Scottland -Ireland-seein it and having fun!!
5.MY KIDS-having them[I almost died having the first one]
6.whew-ok , 1-Jesus, 2- Albert Einstein 3-Robin Williams 4. Lenarnado Davinci 5.some one who knew stuff for the moon base.
Ok there's that...
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katabella
katabella
19. Sunday Night
Feb 15 2009, 6:32 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 15 2009, 6:32 PM EST
Kata is at the bar, "hey can I have some of that lemonade?? It sounds yummy!! So whats up girls, Tip your not dressed up today?? I am just use to seeing you in heels lately, I don't know -what job did I apply for before?? hostess?? bouncer?? I can do both....whatever you think B.t...Kata smiles a little devil grin....:)= Do you find this valuable?    
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