Discussion: Merlotte's Bar & Grill 2

"Indeed! Sadistic is a term which we are QUITE familiar with here [glances sharply at the freezer, then returns to work]

Bud Light... comin' right up!! [leans down to the refrigerator, looks up nonchalantly while uncapping the bottle] Do you take one rat tail or two??

More vomit, eh? Yes, if you could get that, it'd be wonderful!! Gosh, you'd think there'd be some sort of quota where they'd have to stop calling it a "ladies" room, you know?... cuz whatever's doin' that ain't no lady!! [BT smirks enviously, using one hand to pat Mallory on the back, the other to fill mouth with a great quantity of Cheetos, speaks through the crunching] You know, you've a great appetite for work Mallory... and we've a great appetite for everything else, HAHAHA [licks oranginess off of fingers, lifts bowl] Wanna take some Cheetos for the road... errr, for the attic, I mean?

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" [shakes head in dismay, peers over at Mallory out of the corner of eye wondering if she'll accept the appetizer] And it takes him FOR-EVER to get them completely bare of all that hair, ya know? [tosses hands up, turns slowly towards kitchen] BUT if you don't want them, I'll sure he'll understand... I'll just need to get a new box of Kleenex to wipe up all the mascara that will be flowing, I told him he should wear the water-proof stuff to work.

Yeah, the restrooms are very unsanitary... we're just lucky that those tutes finally left! Well, and that big oafish guy with the chikkens... weren't purty.

[GASPS, jaw hanging to the floor, tongue a bright orange] HUH? You REFUSE to partake of the Cheetos? AHHHHH [holds head in hands, exasperated, peeks through fingers] Are you adverse to them? Do you so disgrace Cheesus? [stammers] But... but... but, haven't you seen my profile? (about a 1/4 of the way down in the orange box) It's a shrine, Mallory!! A SHRINE!!! HAHAHA!!!!! [uncovers face, cranes head sideways, stroking chin in thought] So if they WERE "flaming hot", then you'd accept them??

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"Upset stomach. Oh, I see... So I expect that I should tell Laffy to cancel that order of shaved tarantula legs as well? You know... [sighs, avoid eye contact] it's just that it's been a little while since he's whipped up a batch... like since around the close of Merlotte's 1. And he was SOOOO proud that they had made it on the menu again. [shakes head in dismay, peers over at Mallory out of the corner of eye wondering if she'll accept the appetizer] And it takes him FOR-EVER to get them completely bare of all that hair, ya know? [tosses hands up, turns slowly towards kitchen] BUT if you don't want them, I'll sure he'll understand... I'll just need to get a new box of Kleenex to wipe up all the mascara that will be flowing, I told him he should wear the water-proof stuff to work.

Yeah, the restrooms are very unsanitary... we're just lucky that those tutes finally left! Well, and that big oafish guy with the chikkens... weren't purty.

[GASPS, jaw hanging to the floor, tongue a bright orange] HUH? You REFUSE to partake of the Cheetos? AHHHHH [holds head in hands, exasperated, peeks through fingers] Are you adverse to them? Do you so disgrace Cheesus? [stammers] But... but... but, haven't you seen my profile? (about a 1/4 of the way down in the orange box) It's a shrine, Mallory!! A SHRINE!!! HAHAHA!!!!! [uncovers face, cranes head sideways, stroking chin in thought] So if they WERE "flaming hot", then you'd accept them??

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