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Abizzygyrl |
80. RE: HAPPY WHAT THE HELL MONDAY !!
Feb 16 2009, 3:04 PM EST
"Note to self: make sure stripper pole is secured correctly..Oh Lord, that's almost as bad as looking at Mr. Otis in the eye!!!! <splashes holy water on eyes, good thing I got a stash in bag> Do you find this valuable? |
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81. 3:58 And No Collie
Feb 16 2009, 4:01 PM EST
"My Wheaties? Hahahahaha. Well hunny. WE'LL SEE WHO GOES COO COO FOR COCOA PUFFS AT 3:47!So how are those Puffs? Guess we'll have to reschedule. I'm thinking July 4th...Hehehehe........... IF her lips are still for 1 second you may have a chance. <passes blowtorch to Collie> Do you find this valuable? |
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82. RE: 3:58 And No Collie
Feb 16 2009, 4:17 PM EST
"So how are those Puffs? Guess we'll have to reschedule. I'm thinking July 4th...Hehehehe...........Those puffs are great. *thank you*. Hahah. But I prefer a bowl full of Shia. Hahahaha. Oh mann. July 4th sounds good. The fireworks can illuminate my winning face. :D Ah! Good point! I just might hand her a razor instead. Let her have at it. -Catches blowtorch merely tosses it aside- FIRE CANNOT DEFEAT HER! The attack is ineffective! Woe is meeee! D: -Jumps into her Kangaroo's pouch.- STEP ON IT, 'ROO! -promptly exits- Be back later! -waves paw- 83 <333333 Do you find this valuable? |
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TIP-YO-WAITRESS |
83. RE: HAPPY WHAT THE HELL MONDAY !!
Feb 16 2009, 5:12 PM EST
"<trying not to look at Andy duct taped to the gills! giggling>Aww hell, that might really get em "cranked-up" and the way that one old man was lookin at you, taking his false teef in & outta his mouf, he may not be able to take much more...and I for one ain't pullin no "corpse" behind the VFW in "these" shoes. They wasn't made fa that..so. old folks gotta be gone ! <sigh> Do you find this valuable? |
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84. Rainy Monday
Feb 16 2009, 5:39 PM EST
"Ooo lookee here what someone left BT at the new back door... Awwww! A beautiful, hand carved box... Wonder what's in it? Better not look... <walks over and puts on other stool>[BT stumbles into Merlotte's, dragging feet, shoulders slouched... makes way to the bar, sits slowly at trusty stool] Hey everybody... how are ya'll doin'? Looks like the new establishment is gettin worn in quite nicely!! [grins, peers around, spots the box Biz left at the bar] Well now... whatever could it be? [caresses the smooth, delicate exterior of the wooden box with an index finger, attempts to open the box, but discovers that it is locked] Hmm... wonder if there's a key around her somewhere? Hey... to all newbies and oldies alike, I am compiling a list of all the currently-held occupations at Merlotte's, and should post it by tonight or tomorrow. Do you find this valuable? |
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Abizzygyrl |
85. RE: Rainy Monday
Feb 16 2009, 6:22 PM EST
"[BT stumbles into Merlotte's, dragging feet, shoulders slouched... makes way to the bar, sits slowly at trusty stool] Hey everybody... how are ya'll doin'? Looks like the new establishment is gettin worn in quite nicely!!BT you are most wunnerful for compiling the list! <claps> Yes Indeed BT it is definitely getting worn in. Haven't seen a key for the lovely mystery box though... Will be on the lookout for one though! <gets magnifying glass outta bag of crazy> Tip he was a nasty old geez wasn't he!? <shivers> Forgot about him and the teef... <vermit> Do you find this valuable? |
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86. It's soooo cold!
Feb 16 2009, 7:19 PM EST
Hey everyone at merlottes! Haven't gotten to know all of you yet, but I would love to start! I was wondering what everyone loves about hangin' or workin here at Merlottes?
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TIP-YO-WAITRESS |
87. RE: It's soooo cold!
Feb 16 2009, 7:33 PM EST
"Hey everyone at merlottes! Haven't gotten to know all of you yet, but I would love to start! I was wondering what everyone loves about hangin' or workin here at Merlottes?"Well, lemme see ?? Hanging out here you can make friends fast, and join the ranks of the "insane" quite quickly !! which isn't such a bad thing..>lol> I am TIP-YO-WAITRESS, Lafayette's & Tara's cousin..I'm presently the resident 'Fry-Cook", Fashionista, and part time "Comediane". Laughs in here are free but you must always" TIP-YO-WAITRESS. ! <wink-wink> I will know my proper position in this fine establishment "tomorrow"when the posting goes up ! Do you find this valuable? |
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Abizzygyrl |
88. RE: It's soooo cold!
Feb 16 2009, 7:42 PM EST
"Well, lemme see ?? Hanging out here you can make friends fast, and join the ranks of the "insane" quite quickly !! which isn't such a bad thing..>lol> I am TIP-YO-WAITRESS, Lafayette's & Tara's cousin..I'm presently the resident 'Fry-Cook", Fashionista, and part time "Comediane". Laughs in here are free but you must always" TIP-YO-WAITRESS. !HAHA Tip! Well put! Welcome True, I am Biz, carry a bag of crazy with all sorts of goodies and baddies in it, I am Jason's caregiver (list will be posted by BT soon) so I hang with the folks here to get away from some of the threads that become war-like zones! LOL And I ocassionally stay here in my booth so long I fall asleep... Bless Kata's heart, she brings in a pillow for me. So how are you True? What brought you to BT's wunnerful place to play and hang out and other stuff? <gets out pic of Terrence Howard and plops a smoocher on him, puts back in bag> Do you find this valuable? |
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Samspup |
89. RE: 3:58 And No Collie
Feb 16 2009, 8:36 PM EST
"Those puffs are great. *thank you*. Hahah. But I prefer a bowl full of Shia. Hahahaha. Oh mann.<peers sideways at Collie> Whatever..... The only thing the fireworks are going to illuminate are the tears streaming down your face after defeat. Don't forget to bring your Kleenex o.k.? HAHAHAHA! Maybe you should try some oil from a reed diffuser? Perhaps a mirror? Travel sure isn't what it used to be is it? Do you find this valuable? |
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Samspup |
90. Hellraiser In The House!
Feb 16 2009, 8:38 PM EST
"I'm thinking Pinhead left this box for someone. The old trickster, I've been wondering where he has been hiding. Hear he is going to making a comeback very, very soon. Thank you Clive!! Do you find this valuable? |
katabella |
91. RE: Monday evening
Feb 16 2009, 8:49 PM EST
Kata comes in"Hey Girls whats up?!! Hey everyone is here, Tip Abby[-who is Biz, but I call her that.] Pup, OH Hello there True, I am Katabella, -Kata or Kat, I am a "elder and daywalker" , I pop in and out daily, I was?? /am-?? one of the bouncers here, I am kindhearted and loyal and I can be very fierce, I am quick of course and bare my fangs at those who are out of line...I have my coven back home ,[they are a wild bunch!!] the girls are my good friends here, :) so welcome , have a drink on me..."Tara could you see to that?!" thanks...whats on the grill Tip, by the way like the change in shoes since this a.m..! Oh one of my other vamp friends said they saw Layfette awhile ago and he was pissed about something, course that sounds like him anyway...so True tell us about you....Kata sits at her stool...
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katabella |
92. RE: Hellraiser In The House!
Feb 16 2009, 8:51 PM EST
"I'm thinking Pinhead left this box for someone. The old trickster, I've been wondering where he has been hiding. Hear he is going to making a comeback very, very soon. Thank you Clive!!"Kata hisses.....grrr. I don't like that man/thing pup, yes he is a trickster, he better not come in here, tryin anything cuz, that may be a fight...Kata gets Tara to give her a drink to calm down... Do you find this valuable? |
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93. RE: It's soooo cold!
Feb 16 2009, 8:57 PM EST
"Hey everyone at merlottes! Haven't gotten to know all of you yet, but I would love to start! I was wondering what everyone loves about hangin' or workin here at Merlottes?"Good evening TLB! What do I love about Merlotte's? The freedom to shift without being judged. The wonderful people who leave me yummy presents when they stop in and the fact that Sam and I aren't very far away from his trailer in case I need to go for a "midnight walk". The fine people here that I get to ramble with and the smiles they put on my face! Merlotte's is insanity, creativity and imagination at it's best and the greatest part is never knowing what to expect! A wolf walked into a bar and asked for a beer. With that a man at the bar said I don't want to drink at the same bar as this wolf. The wolf and the man got into a fight and the man shot the wolf in the foot. With that the wolf yelped and ran out of the bar and down the street. A week later the same wolf walked into the same bar, this time she was wearing a black hat, a black vest, black chaps, black boots, a black gun belt with a pair of black colt .45's, one on either side, and a black bandage around her sore foot. She goes up to the bar and says to the bartender "I'm looking for the man that shot my paw" Hehehehehe.....I need sleep.....really.....Look forward to seeing you around TLB!!!! Just so you know honey flavored rawhides are my favorite! ^..^ Do you find this valuable? |
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Samspup |
94. RE: Hellraiser In The House!
Feb 16 2009, 9:00 PM EST
"Kata hisses.....grrr. I don't like that man/thing pup, yes he is a trickster, he better not come in here, tryin anything cuz, that may be a fight...Kata gets Tara to give her a drink to calm down..."Wha? No Pinhead Kata? We're tighter than a size 5 shoe on a size 10 foot! Awww, he's harmless. Good fella that one! Do you find this valuable? |
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katabella |
95. RE: Hellraiser In The House!
Feb 16 2009, 9:16 PM EST
"Wha? No Pinhead Kata? We're tighter than a size 5 shoe on a size 10 foot! Awww, he's harmless. Good fella that one!"Kata growls under her breath, hmmm, I guess for 'you' pup, I will tolerate him, but he better NOT do anything to anyone on my watch...Oh here I brought you a bag of your favorite rawhides,Kata reaches into her tote, she looks at them, "they are 'honey' I thought you'd like these..."what is Tip doin?? Kata looks around and sees Abby sleeping on her pillow in her booth again, and smiles " I see Abby is "with" us again..kata giggles.. Do you find this valuable? |
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katabella |
96. REMonday eve, everyone's tired
Feb 16 2009, 9:33 PM EST
Kata looks over and sees pup asleep next to Abby [sharing a pillow] " ahh how cute," Kata gets a quilt and puts it over them, she walks to the bar and leaves Tara [and Tip ] money on the counter, with there tip, Kata gathers up her,stuff, 'thanks girls, I had a long monday, so I will see you tommorow," Kata goes out the door...:)=
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Samspup |
97. RE: Hellraiser In The House!
Feb 16 2009, 9:37 PM EST
"Kata growls under her breath, hmmm, I guess for 'you' pup, I will tolerate him, but he better NOT do anything to anyone on my watch...Oh here I brought you a bag of your favorite rawhides,Kata reaches into her tote, she looks at them, "they are 'honey' I thought you'd like these..."what is Tip doin?? Kata looks around and sees Abby sleeping on her pillow in her booth again, and smiles " I see Abby is "with" us again..kata giggles.."<shakes head> My dear Kata... As protector/guardian/bouncer/watcher/defender of Merlotte's do you really think I would bring harm to the people here? Never. No need for you to worry....and thank you for the treats! My favorite!!! Yummalicious!!!! Do you find this valuable? |
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katabella |
98. RE: Hellraiser In The House!
Feb 16 2009, 9:45 PM EST
Kata runs in "whoops forgot my tote, got to get my goodies, pup I trust 'you', I am just leary of him...Kata hugs pup and smiles at her..I am glad you like, now I gotta run, I will see you later. Kata disappears quickly....
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TIP-YO-WAITRESS |
99. So Uhh, Where Is E'rrybody ??
Feb 16 2009, 10:15 PM EST
'Walks in, looks around..all is quiet..wayyy too quiet for a Monday night..What happened, did all the hellraisers get their Fema Checks and went over to Shreveport ? Well, I'm not gonna wonder about it..Lemme pour myself a "Dixe-Draft" :)
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