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FangsAndFur
FangsAndFur
60. RE: Newbie Questionnaire
Feb 16 2009, 1:15 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 16 2009, 1:15 PM EST
"Make sure you eat your Wheaties Collie cause the fur will fly! I'll toss ya my boy toy but no way you're getting Bumblebee.......

Tinkerbell! HAHA!!! If you wanted amusement you should of added the Brownie Kid. You could tie elastic to her eyelash and pull her up and down from the moon base...like a balloon!

Love the shades! They're so you!
"
My Wheaties? Hahahahaha. Well hunny. WE'LL SEE WHO GOES COO COO FOR COCOA PUFFS AT 3:47!
-Slides paws together, grinning ear to ear.-

The Brownie Kid you say?...........Sounds like a freak. Not the good kind either...... Maybe I could tie the elastic around her lips, so she'd keep her mouth shut. -Facepaw-

"OH i'm covered in brownie kids!!" xD!!!!
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FangsAndFur
FangsAndFur
61. RE: Sunday Night
Feb 16 2009, 1:16 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 16 2009, 1:16 PM EST
"Fangs & Fur..you really doing it with ya "stunner-shades" on ! <clapping wildly" You are really "Red-Carpet" ready wit them shades !! lol"
Oh your such a doll! -Laughs and wags tail.- Thank yaaa! -Stands up on two legs and places a paw on hip, strutting around.- Hahahahah!!!!
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Abizzygyrl
Abizzygyrl
62. RE: HAPPY WHAT THE HELL MONDAY !!
Feb 16 2009, 1:52 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 16 2009, 1:52 PM EST
"Now you know Biz, Lafayette is not gonna go see a show..."HE IS THE SHOW" <smiling>"
Ummm yeah Tip... that's what I mean. Thought he might get carried away with himself like he did before. <giggles>
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SeleneLeBoursier
SeleneLeBoursier
63. RE: HAPPY WHAT THE HELL MONDAY !!
Feb 16 2009, 1:59 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 16 2009, 1:59 PM EST
here, I was thinking you were up passed your bedtime last night biz but it was only 930 PM my time .... Do you find this valuable?    
SeleneLeBoursier
SeleneLeBoursier
64. RE: HAPPY WHAT THE HELL MONDAY !!
Feb 16 2009, 2:00 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 16 2009, 2:00 PM EST
opps I mean your time ...
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SeleneLeBoursier
SeleneLeBoursier
65. RE: HAPPY WHAT THE HELL MONDAY !!
Feb 16 2009, 2:12 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 16 2009, 2:12 PM EST
the other night I saw "renee" on ER( I normally don't watch that show, but wanted to see him in another character ) ....kinda blew me away ...seems like most of the cast are very popular now ...they are popping up everywhere . Do you find this valuable?    
Abizzygyrl
Abizzygyrl
66. RE: HAPPY WHAT THE HELL MONDAY !!
Feb 16 2009, 2:13 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 16 2009, 2:13 PM EST
"opps I mean your time ...
"
HAHA *big bear hug for SLB* Love you!
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Samspup
Samspup
67. RE: Ribbons and Journeys
Feb 16 2009, 2:17 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 16 2009, 2:17 PM EST
"Ya, I get philosophical in all my idle time [finishes lunch, leaves Tara a tip, grabs bucket]. Just trying to rationalize my mortal usefulness, to make sense of my earthly existence. [oops, TOO much idle time! ] :-)

I better get out of here before you fall asleep! [nods to Andy who is picking at his duct tape]. Time to shower off this garden dirt. BBL!

[offers SP a shy hug, scruffs her furry neck, gives her star-shaped squeaky toy from bucket] This is a raffle prize from yesterday's trial, just for you. HA, now my dogs will smell wolfy SP on me! Won't they be intrigued [laughs at the thought]!

[fade to white]"
And what's wrong with that Talo? Not a thing! If one doesn't rationalize their place here on this earth once and while then one has or *is* missing out on the real purpose of life. Not seeing the forest for the trees so to speak and that's sad.

Fall asleep? Naaa!!! Do I need to place more tape on Andy? <studies Andy for a bit and notices loose areas> We can't have that now can we? <retrieves duct tape and wraps Andy once again from neck to ankles> That should do it!

Oooo a star!!!! <easily distracted by squeaky toys> Thanks Talo!!!! Are you sure your pups won't mind? <goes to closet and brings back Febreze> Here! They won't have a clue!!! <gives Talo a wink and heads out squeaking star incessantly>
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Abizzygyrl
Abizzygyrl
68. RE: HAPPY WHAT THE HELL MONDAY !!
Feb 16 2009, 2:18 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 16 2009, 2:18 PM EST
"the other night I saw "renee" on ER( I normally don't watch that show, but wanted to see him in another character ) ....kinda blew me away ...seems like most of the cast are very popular now ...they are popping up everywhere ."
Isn't that wild? So Rene on ER, Sam on Medium (too small a role), Andy on Fringe!! I saw AvsP Requiem ... Sam gets munched on there! :( And Jason in some horror movie about a woman and evil ass dolls. They need to share the wealth with us faithful Merlottians! LOL

<puts iced brownie on stool, topped with small rawhide for Pup>
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SeleneLeBoursier
SeleneLeBoursier
69. RE: HAPPY WHAT THE HELL MONDAY !!
Feb 16 2009, 2:24 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 16 2009, 2:24 PM EST
"Isn't that wild? So Rene on ER, Sam on Medium (too small a role), Andy on Fringe!! I saw AvsP Requiem ... Sam gets munched on there! :( And Jason in some horror movie about a woman and evil ass dolls. They need to share the wealth with us faithful Merlottians! LOL

<puts iced brownie on stool, topped with small rawhide for Pup>"
yes, you would think we would have the inside line ...heheeheh
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Abizzygyrl
Abizzygyrl
70. RE: HAPPY WHAT THE HELL MONDAY !!
Feb 16 2009, 2:32 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 16 2009, 2:32 PM EST
"yes, you would think we would have the inside line ...heheeheh"
<heads to booth, pulls out crackberry from bag of crazy> Heh, I have Jason's GPS chip working briliiantly on my crackberry and laptop! I can track that little eggplant all in style now! <do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight> Oh, sorry got distracted there for a moment...

Think I may need some coffee to relax me...

And yes SLB, they don't know it's all about us really! LOL =^..^+
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TIP-YO-WAITRESS
71. RE: HAPPY WHAT THE HELL MONDAY !!
Feb 16 2009, 2:33 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 16 2009, 2:33 PM EST
"Ummm yeah Tip... that's what I mean. Thought he might get carried away with himself like he did before. <giggles>"
And u know, it don't take much for Lafayette to be off to the races like he is now..<still wunnering where he is? >
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SeleneLeBoursier
SeleneLeBoursier
72. RE: HAPPY WHAT THE HELL MONDAY !!
Feb 16 2009, 2:34 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 16 2009, 2:34 PM EST
<puts iced brownie on stool, topped with small rawhide for Pup>"

I would like a brownie please, do you have a second one for me ? ...but want mine heated up with 2 big scoops of ice cream !
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Abizzygyrl
Abizzygyrl
73. RE: HAPPY WHAT THE HELL MONDAY !!
Feb 16 2009, 2:38 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 16 2009, 2:38 PM EST
"<puts iced brownie on stool, topped with small rawhide for Pup>"

I would like a brownie please, do you have a second one for me ? ...but want mine heated up with 2 big scoops of ice cream !"
Well now SLB, I don't know if you know about my brownies... they have some special receipe... But I'm always glad to share me brownies!! <gits up puts on bar> Woo that does sound good... heated up with ice cream...

Tara! Have you seen your fool cousin Lafayette yet? And Tip! You still having the sashshaying class tonight?? <taps fingers on bar>
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Abizzygyrl
Abizzygyrl
74. RE: HAPPY WHAT THE HELL MONDAY !!
Feb 16 2009, 2:42 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 16 2009, 2:42 PM EST
Ooo lookee here what someone left BT at the new back door... Awwww! A beautiful, hand carved box... Wonder what's in it? Better not look... <walks over and puts on other stool>

Tip, did you get your boa I left you the other day. I'm having all these effed up medical thangs and couldn't remember. Wish I had a vault like our Pam... *sigh*
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TIP-YO-WAITRESS
75. RE: HAPPY WHAT THE HELL MONDAY !!
Feb 16 2009, 2:51 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 16 2009, 2:51 PM EST
"Well now SLB, I don't know if you know about my brownies... they have some special receipe... But I'm always glad to share me brownies!! <gits up puts on bar> Woo that does sound good... heated up with ice cream...

Tara! Have you seen your fool cousin Lafayette yet? And Tip! You still having the sashshaying class tonight?? <taps fingers on bar>"
I most certainly am...see my new shoes just for the occasion..
<sure hope all the old folks are long gone tonight> Don't wanna hear that jive all night bout..if I was just ten years younger...hell they would still be too dayum old......
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TIP-YO-WAITRESS
76. RE: HAPPY WHAT THE HELL MONDAY !!
Feb 16 2009, 2:55 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 16 2009, 2:55 PM EST
"Ooo lookee here what someone left BT at the new back door... Awwww! A beautiful, hand carved box... Wonder what's in it? Better not look... <walks over and puts on other stool>

Tip, did you get your boa I left you the other day. I'm having all these effed up medical thangs and couldn't remember. Wish I had a vault like our Pam... *sigh*"
Sure did !! <broadly smiling> I plan to incorporate it into tonight's lesson..<wicked grin>
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Abizzygyrl
Abizzygyrl
77. RE: HAPPY WHAT THE HELL MONDAY !!
Feb 16 2009, 3:00 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 16 2009, 3:00 PM EST
"I most certainly am...see my new shoes just for the occasion..
<sure hope all the old folks are long gone tonight> Don't wanna hear that jive all night bout..if I was just ten years younger...hell they would still be too dayum old......"
The shoes rock Tip... I totally love those. You could sashshay yer ass off in those puppies! LOL <no pun intended pup! HA)

<trying to sashshay to a booth, gets out laptop> Hay Arlene, nice hair color today girl! Can I have some water with lemon, and some chili cheese fries?
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TIP-YO-WAITRESS
78. RE: HAPPY WHAT THE HELL MONDAY !!
Feb 16 2009, 3:01 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 16 2009, 3:01 PM EST
"Tara! Have you seen your fool cousin Lafayette yet? And Tip! You still having the sashshaying class tonight?? <taps fingers on bar>
"
Note to self: make sure stripper pole is secured correctly..
Maxine Fortenberry had wayy too much Elderberry wine at the last town hall meetin and she decided to give the pole a whirl...dayum, that po janitor still ain't right in the head after what he saw.. < snickering un controllably now >
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Abizzygyrl
Abizzygyrl
79. RE: HAPPY WHAT THE HELL MONDAY !!
Feb 16 2009, 3:02 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 16 2009, 3:02 PM EST
<trying not to look at Andy duct taped to the gills! giggling>

Tip, maybe we could slip some of my special leaves in somthing for the old folks. You know they'd vibe and sash-the-hell-away! LOL
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