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TIP-YO-WAITRESS
40. HAPPY WHAT THE HELL MONDAY !!
Feb 16 2009, 8:09 AM EST | Post edited: Feb 16 2009, 8:09 AM EST
Well my fellow Merlotians, how is e'rrybody ?? me personally I'm great..been polishing up all of my "spatulas" and they seem to have adapted rather well to their new environment..everything is sparkling & so shiny..there's something so shiny and sparkly bout new chrome shinning <gettin misty eyed>lemme put a lil "Patron"in my coffee and kick it off right <grinning> lemme go wake up Biz and drag her and her bag of foolishness in here. I hate to "sip" alone... Do you find this valuable?    

TIP-YO-WAITRESS
41. RE: Sunday Night
Feb 16 2009, 8:11 AM EST | Post edited: Feb 16 2009, 8:11 AM EST
"-Hops on top of a bar stool, places arm on the counter and a head on her paw, letting her tail sway.- I wonder where my pony is? Anywayy, Tara, I'll just have a chocolate milk. :/

-Claps paws, a kangaroo appears at her side. She reaches a paw into it's pouch and pulls out a checkerboard.- Hahahaha, Can't wait for me and BT's rematch!! -Tail wags- Maybe we can show you a few pointers SP. Hehe. You can watch us masters. ;] Whoof!!"
Fangs & Fur..you really doing it with ya "stunner-shades" on ! <clapping wildly" You are really "Red-Carpet" ready wit them shades !! lol Do you find this valuable?    
Abizzygyrl
Abizzygyrl
42. RE: HAPPY WHAT THE HELL MONDAY !!
Feb 16 2009, 8:20 AM EST | Post edited: Feb 16 2009, 8:20 AM EST
<yawns, walks in, blindly grabs cup of Black & Nervous, throws bag of crazy on bar> Morning everyone. <puts on sunglasses - the chrome is shining in my eyes> Do you find this valuable?    
katabella
katabella
43. RE: HAPPY WHAT THE HELL MONDAY !!
Feb 16 2009, 8:24 AM EST | Post edited: Feb 16 2009, 8:24 AM EST
Kata walks in,..."Goodmorning!!! Another Monday, ohhh nice kitchen Tip, "coffee please" and Thanks, Love the shades to, the place is looking good.... Do you find this valuable?    

TIP-YO-WAITRESS
44. RE: HAPPY WHAT THE HELL MONDAY !!
Feb 16 2009, 8:27 AM EST | Post edited: Feb 16 2009, 8:27 AM EST
"<yawns, walks in, blindly grabs cup of Black & Nervous, throws bag of crazy on bar> Morning everyone. <puts on sunglasses - the chrome is shining in my eyes>"
Uhh naw Biz, it ain't the chrome..what was "you" sippin-on last night...that's prolly what's still in yo eyes...<snickering> Do you find this valuable?    
Abizzygyrl
Abizzygyrl
45. RE: HAPPY WHAT THE HELL MONDAY !!
Feb 16 2009, 8:27 AM EST | Post edited: Feb 16 2009, 8:27 AM EST
<takes off glasses, eyes adjusting to shine> Tip, the SHOES!!! Hot, hot, hot!!!! Morning Kata! Do you find this valuable?    

TIP-YO-WAITRESS
46. RE: HAPPY WHAT THE HELL MONDAY !!
Feb 16 2009, 8:29 AM EST | Post edited: Feb 16 2009, 8:29 AM EST
"Kata walks in,..."Goodmorning!!! Another Monday, ohhh nice kitchen Tip, "coffee please" and Thanks, Love the shades to, the place is looking good...."
Hey Kat...yeah this new place is the shiznit isn't it ?? I uhh made "special" coffee..anybody care for some.. <nothing like jumpstarting ya morning off right> Do you find this valuable?    

TIP-YO-WAITRESS
47. RE: HAPPY WHAT THE HELL MONDAY !!
Feb 16 2009, 8:33 AM EST | Post edited: Feb 16 2009, 8:33 AM EST
"<takes off glasses, eyes adjusting to shine> Tip, the SHOES!!! Hot, hot, hot!!!! Morning Kata!"
Went on a pre-dawn sale and I couldn't make up my mind...so I bought em all !! <clapping> Do you find this valuable?    
katabella
katabella
48. RE: HAPPY WHAT THE HELL MONDAY !!
Feb 16 2009, 8:44 AM EST | Post edited: Feb 16 2009, 8:44 AM EST
"em all !! <clapping>"
Ohhh I love them , [course I love shoes, purses, clothes, ] You have good taste Tip, ohhh good coffee, I needed that, Hi Abby, Oh I also brought in vanilla -cheesecake cupcakes for you guys , Kata reaches in her tote and takes out a box...I love to bring in stuff as you know..course I love to eat...:)= Do you find this valuable?    
katabella
katabella
49. RE: HAPPY WHAT THE HELL MONDAY !!
Feb 16 2009, 9:05 AM EST | Post edited: Feb 16 2009, 9:05 AM EST
Kata drinks her coffee feeling Alot better, :) whee thanks Tip , I think I will take a cup to go, I have alot to do today so I am now wired!! Kata reaches in her tote and pulls out pup toys, "now tell Pup to share with the ohters, there's toys and chews....Abby your pillow is in the resting room, and I will be back later, chow for now ladies, oh and if anyone gives you trouble...beep me...Kata leaves a beeper on the counter, "I can come during the day, but I can bring others at night....:)= Kata gets up and pulls on coat, out the door, she goes... Do you find this valuable?    

TIP-YO-WAITRESS
50. RE: HAPPY WHAT THE HELL MONDAY !!
Feb 16 2009, 9:05 AM EST | Post edited: Feb 16 2009, 9:05 AM EST
"Ohhh I love them , [course I love shoes, purses, clothes, ] You have good taste Tip, ohhh good coffee, I needed that, Hi Abby, Oh I also brought in vanilla -cheesecake cupcakes for you guys , Kata reaches in her tote and takes out a box...I love to bring in stuff as you know..course I love to eat...:)="
Well thank-you Kat...they smell wunnafull !! Now Lafayette would love one of these...I wonder where he is ?? He always enjoys our what the hell Monday shopping excursion...oh well, maybe he's "shacked-up" wit one of his uhh"clients".. <zippin my lip> Do you find this valuable?    

TIP-YO-WAITRESS
51. RE: HAPPY WHAT THE HELL MONDAY !!
Feb 16 2009, 9:09 AM EST | Post edited: Feb 16 2009, 9:09 AM EST
Sorry Biz, I'mma put yo cupcake behind the counter till you get back from the Dentist <sigh> Do you find this valuable?    
Abizzygyrl
Abizzygyrl
52. RE: HAPPY WHAT THE HELL MONDAY !!
Feb 16 2009, 9:53 AM EST | Post edited: Feb 16 2009, 9:53 AM EST
"Sorry Biz, I'mma put yo cupcake behind the counter till you get back from the Dentist <sigh>"
<sneaking in, grabs cupcake, gobbles up> Hey Tipster... my appointment isn't until Wednesday. Ugh. Ah, Kata what a sweetie to leave me a pillow. She knows how I fall asleep in booth! *sending hugs Kata's way*

Yeah, where is that rascal Lafayette?! Maybe we could try some ummm strip joints close by to see if he got distracted. <pulls out JD pic from bag of crazy, big smooch> Do you find this valuable?    

TIP-YO-WAITRESS
53. RE: HAPPY WHAT THE HELL MONDAY !!
Feb 16 2009, 11:23 AM EST | Post edited: Feb 16 2009, 11:23 AM EST
"<sneaking in, grabs cupcake, gobbles up> Hey Tipster... my appointment isn't until Wednesday. Ugh. Ah, Kata what a sweetie to leave me a pillow. She knows how I fall asleep in booth! *sending hugs Kata's way*

Yeah, where is that rascal Lafayette?! Maybe we could try some ummm strip joints close by to see if he got distracted. <pulls out JD pic from bag of crazy, big smooch>"
Now you know Biz, Lafayette is not gonna go see a show..."HE IS THE SHOW" <smiling> Do you find this valuable?    
btantalo
btantalo
54. RE: HAPPY WHAT THE HELL MONDAY !!
Feb 16 2009, 11:46 AM EST | Post edited: Feb 16 2009, 11:46 AM EST
"Went on a pre-dawn sale and I couldn't make up my mind...so I bought em all !! <clapping>"
[walks in with bucket of garden tools, waves] Ouch TIP, my feet hurt just looking at all those heels. I'd make it as far as 3 feet in any of them. [thinking out loud] But then, here in Merlotte's, anything is possible...[fantasizing the possibilities, slowly grinning]

[notices Andy at a booth with his cheeseburger and fries, bits of duct tape stuck to his jacket. He takes a sip from his soda, flicks his tongue ala episode 12] Hi And-- Officer Bellefleur, things slow in town today? Is that HBO film crew not requiring traffic/crowd control this morning?

[Andy has a mouf full of burger, shakes head, scowling]

Okay, flowerbeds are done. Tara, I'd like a bowl of caballo blanco and a side of chayote, pura vida!
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Samspup
Samspup
55. RE: Newbie Questionnaire
Feb 16 2009, 12:50 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 16 2009, 12:50 PM EST
"Not new but never answered....
1. Cultured
2. One? I cannot do it...Dexter, Californication, In Treatment, United States of Tara, Medium, Burn Notice, Secret Diary of a Call Girl and so on....
3. Perhaps a shooting will take place because of this...Eric, not for being manipulative, but good business sense and a sense of control
4. I would be sitting on the beach in Dubei
5. My most prized possession? My partner in crime, my dog Lilly. My biggest accomplishment was finishing my Ph.D in a very early fashion at Harvard and dissertation which I was recognized by the college and other clinicians, researchers and graduate students.
6. Doctor Alexandra McLean, Dr. Frances McInerery, Marie Antoinette, Queen Katherine of Aragon and for levity, Bill Maher. I was going to list an old love, but what's the use?"
JT! HAHA! You have Eric's sense of control but cannot list just one show? LOL!!! I was giggling at this last night but had a thousand things going on a once to reply. Hence the reasoning behind deleting my FB account. I have enough going on! LOL! I found it extremely difficult as well to list just one!

Did you see Secret Diary last night? WOW! What a mess! What do you say in a situation like that? "Oh I forgot to mention something..." I know she was preparing to tell him but geesh! Do you find this valuable?    
Samspup
Samspup
56. RE: Newbie Questionnaire
Feb 16 2009, 12:55 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 16 2009, 12:55 PM EST
"[watching the hackles rise around me] Well, kiddies, I'd love to stay and watch the fur fly but am plum tuckered out from the day's events. Tomorrow morning early the flowerbeds get prepared.

Thanks SP for the at-a-boy, for me it's not the accomplishment that I value as much as the journey, and that blue rosette ribbon [points to bulletin board] is a small symbol of the path Daisy and I have been on these 3 years to earn it. But we're not done! We're still on that journey, and still having fun, Gaia willing.

[leaves Tara a tip, hugs SP, waves, fade to white]"
Exactly Talo. Ribbons really mean nothing without the process of how you received it. I myself have never been a huge fan of awards and such. A piece of paper or statue are just symbols, nothing more. It is in fact the journey, what is on the inside that matters and in your case the bond between you and Daisy. Paper will fade, statues will tarnish and fabric will fray but the memory will remain forever.... Do you find this valuable?    
Samspup
Samspup
57. Having Fun And Contributing To Wonderful Causes....
Feb 16 2009, 1:00 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 16 2009, 1:00 PM EST
In case anyone is interested!!!

http://www.nationaldoodleday.org.uk/auctions/index.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJEjOyIT7bE



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FangsAndFur
FangsAndFur
58. RE: Checkers And Red Velvet Cake Mix
Feb 16 2009, 1:08 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 16 2009, 1:08 PM EST
"Piggy pony! HAHA!!!

Smartarse.....<rips hat off of Collie's head and shreds into a zillion pieces> Yeah, I said a zillion. Now pick em up.

Blue Cashmere Cupcake? HAHAHA!!!! How about a Purple Satin Snickers? No raisins fo you?"
D:! My Tomato Tiara!.......-Grumbles under breath and reaches around in her kangaroo to find a a vacuum.-

-Begins to clean up the mess, giving her the evil eye.- LOL Do you find this valuable?    
btantalo
btantalo
59. Ribbons and Journeys
Feb 16 2009, 1:13 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 16 2009, 1:13 PM EST
"Exactly Talo. Ribbons really mean nothing without the process of how you received it. I myself have never been a huge fan of awards and such. A piece of paper or statue are just symbols, nothing more. It is in fact the journey, what is on the inside that matters and in your case the bond between you and Daisy. Paper will fade, statues will tarnish and fabric will fray but the memory will remain forever...."
Ya, I get philosophical in all my idle time [finishes lunch, leaves Tara a tip, grabs bucket]. Just trying to rationalize my mortal usefulness, to make sense of my earthly existence. [oops, TOO much idle time! ] :-)

I better get out of here before you fall asleep! [nods to Andy who is picking at his duct tape]. Time to shower off this garden dirt. BBL!

[offers SP a shy hug, scruffs her furry neck, gives her star-shaped squeaky toy from bucket] This is a raffle prize from yesterday's trial, just for you. HA, now my dogs will smell wolfy SP on me! Won't they be intrigued [laughs at the thought]!

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