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sugarboots
sugarboots
True Blood Funniest Scene write-ins...
Nov 20 2008, 2:36 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 20 2008, 2:36 PM EST
Is this list missing something? Add your write-in for the Funniest Scene category here! 2  out of 2 found this valuable. Do you?    
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Alan_Bill
Alan_Bill
1. RE: True Blood Funniest Scene write-ins...
Nov 20 2008, 6:05 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 20 2008, 6:05 PM EST
oh my, there are so many of them!!!!

tara to sam: you are a good friend, now get the f*ck outta here"

lafayette: "skank"

the "pluto" line from Jason

sookie's line when she knwos about SAm!

sookie's line about vampires, shapeshifters and killers, in episode 11

and many more!!!
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Swiftee
Swiftee
2. RE: True Blood Funniest Scene write-ins...
Nov 20 2008, 6:18 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 20 2008, 6:18 PM EST
"I know every man whether straight, gay or George Muh-fucking Bush is terrified...of the pussy!" -- Lafayette 5  out of 5 found this valuable. Do you?    
Indrasena
Indrasena
3. RE: True Blood Funniest Scene write-ins...
Nov 20 2008, 7:48 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 20 2008, 7:48 PM EST
When Andy and the Sheriff question Bill in his house about the murder victims. Bill morbidly explains that there is no way a vampire would leave a corpse full of blood because it's too tempting. Afterwards, Bill casually asks Andy, "How's your Fresca?" Andy replies, "It's warm." Bill gentlemanly replies, "I do apologize. I don't own a refrigerator." 2  out of 2 found this valuable. Do you?    
IVANT2
IVANT2
4. RE: True Blood Funniest Scene write-ins...
Nov 20 2008, 8:26 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 20 2008, 8:26 PM EST
When Lettie Mae was trying to sit her ass on that bankers lap...

When Bill, Eric & Pam are in Merlotte's and Bill says to Eric, 'try and stay out of trouble' and Eric says drolly, 'don't I always...'
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que_nisha
que_nisha
5. RE: True Blood Funniest Scene write-ins...
Nov 20 2008, 8:28 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 20 2008, 8:28 PM EST
Sam waking up naked at the foot of Sookie's bed was pretty darn funny to me. 1  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    

WrittenInBlood
6. RE: True Blood Funniest Scene write-ins...
Nov 21 2008, 10:46 AM EST | Post edited: Nov 21 2008, 10:46 AM EST
peaches and cream......with a little cocoa 6  out of 6 found this valuable. Do you?    
bludgirl
bludgirl
7. RE: True Blood Funniest Scene write-ins...
Nov 21 2008, 2:07 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 21 2008, 2:07 PM EST
2 faves:

Amy to Jason sitting in a pool a dead vampire, "What we have is beautiful..." Sick, but freaking funny.

And the line in all episodes that I lol-ed at the most was when Terry (the Veteran) said to Lafayette "I don't listen to politicians,
they give me seizures". Deadpan. Great political comic relief after a painfully drawn out election.
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Swiftee
Swiftee
8. RE: True Blood Funniest Scene write-ins...
Nov 21 2008, 3:50 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 21 2008, 3:50 PM EST
Jason being interrogated says, "I didn't hate any of em! It was fucking and fighting like with any girl!" LMAO!!! I felt bad for him but I couldn't help but laugh at that part! So campy! I love it! Do you find this valuable?    

LowCountryLady
9. RE: True Blood Funniest Scene write-ins...
Nov 21 2008, 4:00 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 21 2008, 4:00 PM EST
"Is this list missing something? Add your write-in for the Funniest Scene category here!"
I agree that there are so many funny lines. I like when Bill made his new Vampire, and she later said, "you suck, suck, suck"; and then she laughed real hard after realizing that Bill really does suck.....blood that is. I also like when she called Bill a dick, dick, dick in front of Eric and this made Eric laugh. Layfette probably delivered the most funny lines with Terry running up as second.
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Layne1
Layne1
10. RE: True Blood Funniest Scene write-ins...
Nov 21 2008, 4:06 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 21 2008, 4:06 PM EST
"
Amy to Jason sitting in a pool a dead vampire, "What we have is beautiful..." Sick, but freaking funny.

"
Yes! I thought not many people got the sick humor of Amy.
My favorite is when she is trying to tell Eddie why she was a good person because she has a low carbon footprint and she is a VEGAN while at the same time draining his blood (to consume later) and beating him on the arm! I thought that was so funny and so sick!

Yea, the Fresca line was great. Moyer's dead pan delievery was great.

I also thought Moyer's corny sweet delievery in Sookie's dream where he bursts into flame at the breakfast table was wonderful.
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beeftripe
11. RE: True Blood Funniest Scene write-ins...
Nov 22 2008, 3:30 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 22 2008, 3:30 PM EST
I thought it was funnas hell when Tara goes to take out the trash and finds jason stackhouse banging that chic from the bar and he introduces them and tara dumps the trash on them both. But all this happens jus after he proclaims his love for her all while high from V. 4  out of 4 found this valuable. Do you?    
GrizzlyGirly
GrizzlyGirly
12. RE: True Blood Funniest Scene write-ins...
Nov 22 2008, 5:24 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 22 2008, 5:24 PM EST
I thought one of the funniest scenes was...
After Andy was done interviewing Sam in his trailer about Sam's past, Andy does a "Columbo" inpersonation!!
He leaves the trailer and then comes back in scratchng his head and says "oh, one more thing, I forgot to ask ........."
In the old series "Columbo," that was his trademark simpleton charector.
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RzlienT
RzlienT
13. RE: True Blood Funniest Scene write-ins...
Nov 22 2008, 6:51 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 22 2008, 6:51 PM EST
Lafayette about to do his porn webcast 1  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    
pandora40
pandora40
14. RE: True Blood Funniest Scene write-ins...
Nov 23 2008, 10:37 AM EST | Post edited: Nov 23 2008, 10:37 AM EST
I think what was funny is when Jessica went on and on at Fangtasia and Eric tells her to SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!

I just think that was it was funny, I guess.
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pandora40
pandora40
15. RE: True Blood Funniest Scene write-ins...
Nov 23 2008, 10:39 AM EST | Post edited: Nov 23 2008, 10:39 AM EST
Oh, and when Jason took to much V and couldn't get rid of his private parts under control. 4  out of 4 found this valuable. Do you?    
Alan_Bill
Alan_Bill
16. RE: True Blood Funniest Scene write-ins...
Nov 23 2008, 1:25 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 23 2008, 1:25 PM EST
"Oh, and when Jason took to much V and couldn't get rid of his private parts under control."
oh yes, that was hillarious!!!
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Papillon6
17. RE: True Blood Funniest Scene write-ins...
Nov 23 2008, 1:31 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 23 2008, 1:31 PM EST
I also liked when bill and sookie come to fangtasia to help eric, and sookie says she did not imagine their night out to be at fangtasia b/c all the people there just want to fuck vampires. and bill dryly mocking her "oh yeah, how despicable" 1  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    

spankblud
18. RE: True Blood Funniest Scene write-ins...
Nov 23 2008, 10:07 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 23 2008, 10:07 PM EST
ehat about jason dancing in is drawers 2  out of 2 found this valuable. Do you?    
Valkyrja
Valkyrja
19. RE: True Blood Funniest Scene write-ins...
Nov 23 2008, 11:04 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 23 2008, 11:04 PM EST
I liked when Eric and Pam gave Jessica back. 4  out of 4 found this valuable. Do you?    
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