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V-Day is upon us my little puppies. But we don't really need a really need a reason to party till the break a'fuckin dawn do we now? For those of you sedentary vampires who don't know much about glamourin', here are some fun ideas to make your fais do do, dope, dope, hookah


Maxine Fortenberry's Grilled Cheese-'n-Chips Sandwich
Maxine's grilled cheese.

First you need a couple of slices of Wonder Bread. You butter 'em up real nice with your Country Crock, then pop them in your toaster oven. Lay you some American Cheese on that bread until it's nice and melted. Then pull the cheese bread out and put it on the plate, but not together yet, oh no. This is where the magic happens. You get yourself a big handful of Lays potato chips and put 'em on one slice of bread. THEN you put the other slice on top and crush it down real good. Cut in half, add some more potato chips and some dill pickles, and you have a meal that will make any mama's boy happy.



Bloody Jerry

Bloody Jerry
Baby's Blood
sweet virgin


Burley's Bento on a Stake

"the cleaner the body, the purer the experience" She may have been mixed up about alotta things, but she was right about the food.

JambaLafayette
"you gonna eat my food the way I fuckin' MAKE IT"

Maxine Fortenberry's
Red Velvet Cake
"I shoulda brought my red velvet cake"

Hearts on a Stake
hearts on a stake

Gran's Pie
That's Gran's Pie!
Gran's Pie should be served with Ripe Cherries
ripe for the pickin

Delight of the Night
dripping w/ desire

If this wet your whistle, try checking out more recipes in Merlotte's Bar Book.
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