My Daddy Is a Vampire

Disclaimer: I do not own these characters; I leave their actual munipulation in the capable hands of Ms. Harris. I simply like to take them out for a spin upon occasion. This is the sequel to Better Dead then Married.

As I adjust the crinoline under my skirt pink for the 50th time, I know that it is now picture time and I want to look my very best. I am so excited; tomorrow I turn 18 and tonight I am going to my senior prom with the best looking guy in school! I am wearing a strapless pale pink prom dress with a full skirt. That is to say that it starts out pale pink on the top and gradually darkens until it is almost black on the bottom. There is dark crystal beading at the top and pale pink beading at the bottom. The top of the bodice is cut lower then I am used to wearing.

My name is Freya Northman and I just can’t wait to go to the University of Louisiana next year. I am fairly tall for a girl and have wheat coloured hair that looks like both my parents’. With a full mouth and grey-blue eyes. Body wise I am a little larger then I like, about a size 8 with an hour glass figure with a little too much sand in the top. I am well, well endowed in the bosom area and there nothing to do about it, it is just the way I developed.

Don’t get me wrong; I love my family and will miss them all, but I tend to find my father is a little strict with us. There are four of us kids and the 'Rents. So it is going to be nice to go out on my own to have a little fun.

Most guys are nervous to date you when your Father is a 6 ft. 5” undead 1000 year old vampire Viking. I just wish that he would stop meeting my dates at the door with a sword in his hand.

I first realized my family was different when I was really little and my Dad read us the kids book ‘My Daddy is a Vampire’ (published by Fangtasia Publishers of Shreveport) and he explained what that meant. I just thought that it was so cool. I remember a lot of people asking him if he fed off of us (he didn’t) and him countering by asking if they fed off their kids.

Aside from the fangs, drinking blood, not aging and no sunlight thing, he was just your average dad really. He liked to playing with us, taking us on vacation, cooking and taking us flying; okay not so average.

“Freya, Adele” shouted Sookie, “your dates are here” Forgot to mention, my little sister is coming with me to the prom, I don’t know how a 14 year old managed to swing an invitation to the senior prom but she did somehow. She is also blond, tall and stacked (as Fjall likes to call the ladies he dates). She is wearing an emerald dress tank dress with an empire waist and it looks really nice on her.

Adele and I met in the hall and descended the stairs a stair as regally as possible.

My Mom, Sookie’s face lit up when she saw us. She herself doesn’t look a day over 30 and looks a lot like me. She still looks the same as she does in her wedding picture, but then again, so does my Dad. However that is kind of different, he has looked the same way for over 1000 years.

“You two look so beautiful!” she exclaimed “Honey, don’t they look lovely?” this was directed at my scowling father.

“Yes.” He said “better then mortal men deserve. Excuse me; I have to go get my sword” pointedly looking at the top of my dress. My father does not like us looking sexy.

“Don’t you dare” she said tugging at the back of his t-shirt “don’t mind your father, girls, that means he thinks you both look beautiful.”

“He didn’t have any problem when Fjall dated that ho from Dad’s bar” pointed out Freya.

Sookie laughed “well honey you have to understand, your Dad used to date those girls to until we got together.”

“You did Dad? Gross, how could you have stood them with their leather and rubber clothes? They look so cheap.”

“Hon, your Dad had to eat in order to survive and those are what he had available at the time”. I screwed up my face at Dad

“Did they taste like chicken or beef?” That got a laugh out of him.

What can I say; I was a bit of a ladies man back in the day.”

A ladies man, my dad? If any man seemed indifferent to women other then my mother, it was my father, though lots of women stare at him, including my high school friends. Normally if he wasn’t at the bar working the crowds he was content just to stay at home with my mother. Except on the few night that my mother got all dressed up and went out with Aunt Pam and Auntie Amelia; then he paced back and forth ‘til she got home muttering something about shifters and weres.

My date is Rick Berman, he has the bluest eyes with black hair and chiseled features; he even has the prerequisite dimple in his chin. All the girls wanted him and here he is with me!

Adele’s date is good looking too Brian Small, he has brown hair and eyes with a swimmer’s build.

We all mugged for the camera and Mom leant me her velvet wrap to wear that evening. “A guy I liked bought this for me years ago” she explained. Dad scowled at that.

“Sounds like you were pretty popular with the boys back then, Mom” she just smiled modestly at that.

"I only ever had three boyfriends, that includes your father." she explained.

“Two more then you should have had if you ask me. Yes, your mother was more popular with Supe men than I ever cared for” answered my Dad drolly.” Okay girls, I need to talk to your dates for a second” said my Dad. He focused on them intently and said “my daughters wish to remain virgins until their wedding nights”

“Daddy!” I exclaimed

My Mom just grabbed my Dad and kissed him deeply (that was kind of a little embarrassing; they could never seem to keep their hands off each other) “Baby, no trying to glamour the girl’s dates.” she admonished. “Don’t worry I shall keep your father distracted, have a nice time.”


After the girls left, Eric turned to Sookie “how do you intend to keep me distracted while our daughters are going out with those teenaged delinquents? I should be keeping an eye on them.”

“Honey” she said “you have to trust our girls, they know how to take care of themselves and know how to kill a man with their bare hands as you trained them to.” Recalling the rather chilling martial arts instruction each child began in their home starting at age of 5. “Plus, they have had just enough of your blood to summon you if they are in danger. They had both decided this was a good idea just in case.

“I still don’t like it”

“They are going to one of the nicest hotels in town with really tight security, they will be fine. Now come on lets go to the bedroom.”

They walked into the bedroom and Sookie took off her dress revealing a red and black corset with matching thong, stockings and a garter belt. “Distracting enough?” she purred.

Their bedroom was completely light proof and sound proof.


I went to say goodbye to my brother Jason, who is 12 years old and the only brunette in the family. We all have matching hair except him. When my father realized that he had dark hair he mentioned something about Bill. I don’t understand why Uncle Bill has anything to do with Jason. However although the rest of the family is highly athletic, Jason is a computer geek (are you sure they didn’t mix us up with Bill, my father sometimes asked my mother)

Actually, my father is right, I am a virgin, but we shall see after tonight.

The boys started passing a flask around in the limo the second we were out of driveway; both Adele and I declined, we don’t like the taste of alcohol.

The school had rented out the ballroom of the fanciest hotel in Shreveport for the prom and the decor was out of the world. The theme they chose this year was New Years in Paris.

I love to dance and am very good at it. So after mingling for a bit, I pulled Rick onto the dance floor and starting shaking my booty all over the place. When the slow song I settled into Ricks arms and smiled up at him. “Thank you; I am having a great time.”

“Would you like to have a better time?” he asked

“Oh, how is that?” I asked coyly.

“Well, Brian and I rented a double suite in this hotel and thought we could all get a private drink together.”

“Well, that sounds like fun, but my sister is a little young for that I promised my father we would be back at 2am.”

“You and I can go” suggested Rick in a voice that made me shiver.

I was just about to answer him when the ballroom the door flew open emitting a group of people in SWAT gear lead by a young woman in a grey dress. I grabbed Rick’s hand and dragged him behind the bar “stay here” I whispered and crawled over to where Adele had already hidden under the buffet table with her date.

“Adele, are you okay?” Her hair was a little messed up but she was okay “sure, I managed to pull Brian under here as soon as they came in.” I pulled out the short dagger that I kept strapped to my thigh and asked “what did you bring this evening, Adele?” She replied by pulling out the gun she had in her purse. We are forbidden to leave the house without some form of weapon. It makes it hard in summer months to conceal them properly though.

Brian looked from one of us to the other “you girls normally have weapons with you?” I tried to smile reassuringly at him “we never leave home without them. Adele, you try and summon Mom and I will try to summon Dad; something is wrong. Adele projects better to Mom and I summon Dad better for some reason.

The one in front was a brunette slim girl about twenty; I would know Olivia Newlin anywhere, the niece of Steven Newlin and the new leader of the Fellowship of the Sun. She smiled at the prom guests pleasantly, if not a little psychotically and said to the crowd in general “give us the dead children and you can go free.”

Dead children are considered by the FoS to be the interspecies children of humans and vampires; like my siblings and me. Although we are strictly human, the FoS considers us to be the worst abomination. They will kill a vamp for being a vamp and they will kill human who is guilty of by association. But they have a special love of killing us; they make a big production of it in fact.

Sookie heard her daughters faint signal and said “Honey, the girls are calling.”

Eric was already getting dressed “I can hear them, I am on the way”

She kissed him and said “I will meet you there with the SUV; I know that you will make it there faster if you fly.”

“Call Pam and ask her to send any vampires that can be spared to the hotel.”

“Will do, guess we we can get back to our distractions later.”

He just smirked, strapped on his sword and flew through the window.


Olivia cried “does anyone want to tell us where the Northman sisters are or should we just kill you all?”

Rick stood up and pointed “they are hiding under that table; please don’t hurt us”.

The girls were pulled out by the FoS vamps and therefore their weapons were useless against them.

“Well, you girls are just as pretty as your pictures in Vampire America. She looked from one to the other “Freya and Adele, don’t you two just look like your mother. You know that my uncle staked her in a club right?”

Freya smirked “that goes to show how stupid your family actually is, the place was crawling with vamps that night; including my father and your uncle staked one of the only humans there.” Adele laughed at that.

Olivia moved closer and petted Adele’s cheek “such lovely skin. I wonder how it will look when it is on fire when you are chained to these two gentlemen (indicating the two vamps that held them in their grips) and all of you greet the sun tomorrow.”

“Go to hell” Adele snarled and spit in her face.

“Tut, tut, such bad manners, so unlady-like. But I don’t expect anything less from a girl whose mother is a vampire loving whore” finished Olivia.

Just then a blur flew by and both vampires holding the girls captive were suddenly decapitated. The girls wrenched themselves from the grips of the dying vamps just before they turned to ash.

The ballroom door opened Pam and most of the other vampires from Fangtasia causally strolled in. “Master, now look what you did, you killed the betrayers yourself and left no fun for the rest of us” she said with a pout.

“Everyone, take down the humans however you can but leave them alive so that they can be turned over the proper authorities” ordered Eric.

Eric settled on the ground beside his daughters, he hugged them both “are you girls okay?”

“We are fine now Daddy thanks for coming so fast” said a much relieved Adele.

The humans tried to fight against the 20 undead vampires, but were soon subdued.

“Stupid humans, have you not learned anything, a gun full of holy water only works on cats, not vampires” gloated Pam as she leveled the water pistol and squirted it at Clancy who only laughed.

Sookie rushed in, “oh, everything is fine now, good” she went to join her family and put an arm around her husband. “See you saved the day as ever” giving him a tight squeeze.

“Vamp loving slut” yelled Olivia as she struggled in the arms a large vamp male.

“No one talks to my wife like that” roared Eric going paler then normal.

“Surely we can kill just one bitty human?” purred Pam as she reached over and started stroking Olivia’s cheek. Olivia shrank against the vamp holding her then lunged forward again when she realized he was one too.

“No, I don’t think that is the answer, I believe we should have a talk with Ms. Newlin. Could someone please locate the hotel owner or manager for me, we need to arrange for a private room for this.”

“I am here”, replied Quinn. The large powerful man surveyed the scene and looked with interest at Freya and Adele. He was still tall, bald and handsome although a little older.

“Sookie, these have got to be your daughters, they are just as lovely as their mother” causing Eric’s fangs to fully extend.

“Hi Quinn”, she said a little too brightly indicating that she was nervous. “Yes, these are OUR daughters, the elder is Freya and the younger is Adele. Girls I would like you to meet Mr. Quinn.”

“Pleasure to meet you Mr. Quinn” said Freya while Adele just nodded to him.

“Girls, Mr. Quinn used to be a rival for your mother’s affections until she left him for a real man; me” said Eric deciding that lording was better then getting possessive.

“Yes, it is true, apparently I was too hot, she preferred something cold and stone dead” replied Quinn equally as coolly.

“Notice the wedding ring” countered Eric “what did you have to settle for, some kind of were-worm?”

“Enough” said a voice full of quiet authority. The voice belonged to a beautiful, tall, muscular woman with black hair down to her waist “he had to settle for me; I turn into a were-lynx.” she walked up to Sookie and stuck out her hand “Sookie, I am Judith Quinn nice to finally meet you since I have heard so much about you.” she finished with a slight ironic look at her husband.

Sookie smiled a genuine smile and answered “nice to meet you too, I heard that Quinn got married. These are our girls and I am Sookie Northman, we have two boys too. The tall rude blond is my husband Eric.”

Judith looked Eric over in a slightly feral way and said “nice, very nice even if he is dead. I can almost see why you gave up John now that I am actually meeting him. Somehow John's description of him doesn't do him justice, especially since it is 'that bloody vampire'.” They shared a laugh at this.

“You are not the first Were to think so” giggled Sookie.

“Ladies, back to the present” suggested Quinn. “If you would like to have a talk with Ms. Newlin, please feel free to use our conference room. Pam requested and received rope which she used to bind Olivia into a chair. The Quinns were asked to act as witnesses and accepted.

“Olivia, why have you targeted my family?” asked Eric.

“You should be in the ground rotting, your wife is cursed for being with you and your children are an abomination for even existing, that is why” snarled Olivia.

“They are just normal human children like any others, no special powers or anything” said Sookie

“Do not talk to me, Whore; I do not speak with those that betray their own kind. You are damned and your children are minions of the devil. You lay with death you should be dead.”

Eric pulled Pam back as she flew towards Olivia. “Pam, she is not worth it” he moved closer to Olivia and looked her in the eye.

“So you are saying that you wish to kill my family because we should not have been able to have them, is that it?”

“Yes” she shrieked “that you are somehow able to breed cattle for you to feed off of and use to satisfy your perverse lusts is blasphemous. That is why your sort sleep in the ground”

“Okay first of all, we sleep on 1500 thread count designer sheet in a custom california king sized bed, sleeping in a ground is dirty. Secondly, I have never fed off one of my children nor touched them in any way inappropriate. I did not have to breed in order to feed; there are willing donors out there that volunteer to feed even the ugliest of my kind. We had children simply because we were suddenly able to and wanted to, just like any other couple.”

“It is true” said Freya, “Dad did use his healing saliva to cure our childhood scrapes and bruises, but he only ever did normal Dad stuff with us. No feeding or anything.”

“Lies, you probably glamoured your whore into marrying you to provide you with the spawn of Satan.”

“Olivia, he can’t glamour me or any other vampire for that matter. I am with him because I fell in love with him and chose to marry him. I would have married him even if we could never have had children because I knew he was the one I was meant to be with.”

Eric added “besides, these two are a bit of a handful, but I would hardly call them spawn of Satan” indicating his daughters “even if this one used to make me play tea party with her and wear a flowered hat” gesturing towards Freya. She grinned back at the memory.

“Getting back to the business at hand, I want you to promise me that you will stay away from us and our children.”

Olivia smiled in an evil way “or else what?”

“Simple, if you come near any of them again, that includes even introducing yourself in public, you will wake up the next day a vampire and I shall make your transformation as painful as possible. Don’t think that you can hide from me, I have your scent now and am the best tracker in all of Louisiana.”

Olivia started screaming. “John, Judith, could you please take Olivia to her merry little friends who are going to join her in jail.”

“Certainly” answered Quinn. “By the way, there was no real damage perhaps we should just turn the music back on and let the kids continue with their prom.”

“Freya what do you think, do you want to go back to join your date?” asked Eric. “Oh here he is” he finished dryly with a look of disgust.

“Freya, are you okay?” said Rick running into the room.

Freya slapped him as hard as she could across the face “you told them who we were to save your own miserable hide. I never want to see you again! And to think; I wanted to lose my virginity to you tonight!”

With vampiric speed Eric was in front of her “lose your….” at a loss for words for once. “Freya look into Daddy’s eyes, I want to keep my virginity until I…”

That was where Sookie said “no glamouring the girls either Baby”.

“Perhaps I can be of assistance” said a smooth voice. The owner of that voice was beyond gorgeous. He had a young face of about 20, with a slight but muscular build with auburn hair that rippled down his back to his shoulder blades. His eyes were brilliant green and almond shaped and his face, oh his face, was a study in curves and angles with cheekbones to die for. He looked like sex personified, even his voice was delicious. He had on a dark suit with a green ascot. He was also a vampire

This vision fixed a friendly smile on his cupids bow mouth and said “my name is Raoul and I was just on my way to report to you Mr. Eric, about my presence in your area when the call came at Fangtasia, I hope you don’t mind that I took the liberty of lending a hand. I was wondering if perhaps I can offer myself as a replacement escort to your lovely daughter since her own is no longer agreeable to her. And act as chaperon for your equally as lovely younger daughter at the same time. Therefore they could continue their enjoyment of the evening.”

Eric looked at his daughter; she first went red at the sight of the beautiful vampire and then got on her face a slightly dreamy wistful but hungry expression and her unfocused eyes.

Eric knew that expression, he saw it every night when Sookie looked at him. He then shifted his gaze to Adele and saw it mirrored there too.

Sookie smiled at Raoul “what a nice idea, Freya what do you say?”

“Thank you Raoul, I would love to have you as my date” she said in a breathy voice “Can you dance?”

“I can do most modern steps and am well verse in the art of conversation” he smiled at this. Eric noticed his fangs were starting to extend.

“Sookie, I don’t think that this is such a good idea, I mean surely Raoul hasn’t even had time to find a place to stay”

“Oh that is right. Where are my manners? Do you need a place to stay? We have a couple extra hidey holes for guests or light proof rooms.”

“No thanks, I am staying in the hotel tonight.”

“Well that is convenient for you” laughed Sookie.

“Baby, now that the crisis has been averted why we don’t hit that bar we both like and do some dancing of our own.”

“Perhaps we should stay here; some of the students might be freaked out by the incident and might appreciate having some parents present.” Eric said quickly looking at Raoul through narrowed eyes.

“18 year olds do not enjoying having parents around under any circumstances” said an amused Sookie. “Lets just go, Freya is in good hands and will be back by 2am like you said.”

“Thanks Daddy” said Freya taking Raoul’s arm.

“One more thing before I go, Raoul, you know that I am the Sheriff of Area 5 right” Raoul nodded. “Good then you know that I am sworn to avenge you should anything happen to you. Please report to me first thing tomorrow at my office” This caused Raoul to get really, really pale.

When they were outside, “Sookie how could you have left our daughters alone with that, that creature!”

She smiled at him “He is a vampire just like you.”

“Yes that is my point, lusty, creatures full of nasty thoughts.”

This caused Sookie to laugh. “My reasoning is this 1. He is going to be too scared to try anything with what you just said 2. Even if they do, we know she won’t get pregnant. 3. Wouldn’t grandchildren with that hair colour be so cute if they stay together?”

He physically jumped; she hadn’t seen him do that since the tribunal all those years ago when it was announced that they might be able to have children together.

“Hold on, I just have to call Pam for a second before we leave.

Hello, Pam, remember the red headed male that you brought with you to the hotel? Yes, as you say; the nummy one. He is taking my daughter to the remainder of the prom tonight. Find out who is maker is, so we will know where to send his retribution if I have to stake him.”

On the other end of the phone all you could hear was laughter.

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