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 For goodness' sake, bite her already! |
How is it that we keep getting sensitive and emotional vampires that are more interested in long walks on the beach than sucking down some blood?? Let's face it, the coolest vampires are the ones that could kick your ass without batting an eyelash - and do.
Here's a list of the most badass vampires of all time and why we love 'em so damn much...
Six Most Badass Vampires of All Time:
SeleneUnderworld | ||
| WEAPON OF CHOICE | Walther P99 and a variety of automatic machine pistols | |
| MOST BADASS MOMENT | In a battle with the lycans, Selene learns that Vampire Elder and father-figure Viktor was actually responsible for the murder of her human family, not the lycans as he had initially led her to believe. While Viktor battles it out with the first vampire-lycan hybrid, Selene turns against him, wielding his sword and slicing his head in half. | |
| WHY WE LOVE HER | Sure the Underworld series wasn't the most true to accepted lore (vampires who can see their own reflections?), but the combination of vampires and guns is just too enticing to ignore. Plus, you know you cringed a little when half of Viktor's face slid away from the rest of his body. It was sick, but it was cool. | |
BladeBlade | ||
| WEAPON OF CHOICE | double-edged ninjatÅ sword with acid-etched titanium blade | |
| MOST BADASS MOMENT | Rejuvenated after drinking the blood of his human companion, Blade single-handedly disposes the minions of the villianous vampire Deacon Frost. To destroy Frost, Blade improvises some fancy swordwork to obtain a vial of anticoagulant just out of reach, which he then roundhouse kicks into Frost's face, causing him to explode. | |
| WHY WE LOVE HIM | As half-vampire and half-human, we love Blade cause we know we can trust him. He's got superhuman ninja abilities that could rip you apart, but none of the bloodthirst, so you never need to worry that he'll freak out at your dinner party when you get a paper cut. | |
Eric NorthmanTrue Blood | ||
| WEAPON OF CHOICE | all sorts of muscles | |
| MOST BADASS MOMENT | During a haircut, Eric visits the human captives he has chained in the basement of Fangtasia. He questions one human - Royce Williams - about a recent fire in which three vampires perished, only to have Williams attempt to escape. He does not get very far, however, and Eric immediately (and quite literally) rips him to pieces. | |
| WHY WE LOVE HIM | Eric proves in this episode that there's more to vampiric beauty than the whole immortality thing might suggest (and that a few highlights go a long way). He rips a human apart with nary a strand of hair getting out of place. He does get some blood on him, but I hear that comes right out. | |
Lestat de LioncourtInterview with A Vampire | ||
| WEAPON OF CHOICE | charm | |
| MOST BADASS MOMENT | After being tricked into drinking the blood of two dead children, having his throat cut, and his body dumped in a swamp full of crocodiles, Lestat is presumed dead. Of course, he returns soon thereafter, only to be set on fire and once again left for dead. Naturally, Lestat survives all of this, if slightly less bad-ass than before. | |
| WHY WE LOVE HIM | As a selfish and manipulative anti-hero, we love to hate Lestat, but who's to blame us? Who can resist those intense the-world's-about-to-end eyes that Tom Cruise likes to flash at the camera? Even when he comes back to life after surviving the swamp and he's all icky and gross-like, I'd probably still let him feed off me, he's that charming. | |
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