TRUE BLOOD SEASON 2 QUOTE
| WHO SAID IT
| SAID TO | EPISODE
| ADDED BY |
Bill: "Your bedtime will be at 4 am and not a minute later."
Jessica: "Whatever."
Bill: "And whilst you're under my roof, hunting is completely forbidden."
Jessica: "Like I'd know where to find people in this bumf*** town. Are we even in a town?"
Bill: "We also recycle in this house. Tru Blood and other glass items go in the blue container. And paper products go in the white container." | Bill | Jessica | Ep. 201: Nothing but the Blood | JessicaB7,
grimmfairy
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Bill: "Do you need me? I can meet you at the bar."
Sookie: "I always need you, but you stay there. It will give me something to look forward to." | Bill | Sookie | Ep. 201: Nothing but the Blood | JessicaB7,
grimmfairy
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Bill: "Jessica, I'm going to have a guest coming over shortly."
Jessica: "Can we eat her?"
Bill: "You may not!" | Bill | Jessica | Ep. 201: Nothing but the Blood | JessicaB7,
grimmfairy
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| "Is there blood in my hair?" | Eric | Lafayette | Ep. 202: Keep This Party Going | Hilspezz |
| "Don't get it twisted hunny, I'm a survivor first, a capitalist second, and a whooole bunch-a otha' shit after that, but a hooka' dead last, so if I got even a Jew at an Al Qaeda pep rally shot at gettin' my black-ass outta this mutha' fucka', I'm takin' it; Now whatch' you wanna know?" | Lafayette | Eric & Pam | Ep. 202: Keep This Party Going | Cat Russell |
Eric: "It's always a pleasure doing business with you, Dr. Ludwig."
Dr. Ludwig: "F*** OFF!" | Eric | Dr. Ludwig | Ep. 203: Scratches | Grimmfairy |
| "Be careful you'll over cook her." | Eric | Bill | Ep. 203: Scratches | grimmfairy |
| "Pam, those were great pumps." | Eric | Pam | Ep. 203: Scratches | grimmfairy |
| "I'm so embarrassed. I'd die if I wasn't already dead!" | Jessica | Hoyt | Ep. 203: Scratches | ElizabethCrowley,
Hilspezz
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| "Is it my fault my fangs come out when I get turned on?" | Jessica |
| Ep. 204: Shake and Fingerpop | ElizabethCrowley, grimmfairy |
| "I've always loved these things. They're like booze for dolls!" | Sookie | Leon | Ep. 204: Shake and Fingerpop | grimmfairy |
| "Jessica I have errands to run. Errands that do not require your presence, so remain here and do your best to stay out of trouble." | Jessica
(imitating Bill) | Sookie | Ep. 202: Keep This Party Going | oresho |
| "You're walkin' in my shoes, and it's givin' you blisters." | Sookie | Bill | Ep. 204: Shake and Fingerpop | LilleStarr |
| "If I want Sookie, I can simply take her." | Eric | Bill | Ep. 202: Keep This Party Going | iLoveEric! |
| "Your human is getting cocky." | Eric | Bill | Ep. 203: Scratches | iLoveEric! |
Jessica: "Cool! Can I have one of those?"
Bill: "NO!"
| Jessica
(re: cell phone)
| Bill | Ep. 201: Nothing But The Blood | grimmfairy |
"Hello? It's me. I'm gonna be a little late. Something real awful happened out here. I'll tell you all about it when I see you."
| Sookie | Bill | Ep. 201: Nothing But The Blood | grimmfairy |
Jessica: "Well, who is she? Is she your girlfriend?"
Bill: "YES!"
Jessica: "Is she a vampire?"
Bill: "No."
Jessica: "Ooooo... well do I have to be nice to her?"
Bill: "I'm gonna need you to go upstairs and get cleaned up, remove your make-up, and make yourself presentable. I will not have you looking like a slattern."
Jessica: "A what?"
Bill: "Um, a lady of the evening."
Jessica: "AWESOME!"
| Jessica | Bill | Ep. 201: Nothing But The Blood | grimmfairy |
Bill: "Try the A negative."
Jessica: "Less like ass than the A positive, but more like ass than the B negative."
Bill: "You have to keep up your strength. Two-thirds of new vampires never survive the 1st year."
Jessica: "Well, I can't help it that I don't like it! Eric let me feed on a guy with tattoos and nipple piercings."
Bill: "I'M NOT ERIC!"
Jessica: "You're SOOOOO not Eric."
| Bill | Jessica | Ep. 201: Nothing But The Blood | grimmfairy |
| "You have got to be joking me. This is the Fellowship of the Sun? That's their army? Scared little boys with bibles and crossbows?" | Eric | Isabel | Ep. 207: Release Me | iLoveEric! |
| "Don't look at me like that." | Eric | Isabel | Ep. 207: Release Me | iLoveEric! |
| "Just do me a favor and shut the fuck up." | Sookie | Hugo | Ep. 207: Release Me | iLoveEric! |
| "Honestly... what DO they see in you?" | Steve | Sookie | Ep. 207: Release Me | bloodlustygal |
| "This shit is goin' faster than fritters at a fat farm." | Lafayette
(on his cell) | a buyer | Ep. 207: Release Me | iLoveEric! |
Arlene: "What are you doin' in here? It says women on the door!"
Lafayette: "So what are you skank hoes doin' in here?" | Arlene | Lafayette | Ep. 207: Release Me | iLoveEric! |
Sookie: "He's your maker, isn't he?"
Eric: "Don't use words you don't understand."
Sookie: "You have a lot of love for him."
Eric: "Don't use words I don't understand." | Sookie | Eric | Ep. 208: Timebomb | Mrs.jstackhouse, Vampfan4 |
| "Did you know your boyfriend hit me over the head with a 52 inch plasma television earlier tonight? Everyone says they're so thin and light, but let me tell you, when wielded properly, they're quite a weapon." | Lorena | Sookie | Ep. 208: Timebomb | purplerose27 |
| "I reckon I've already been to heaven. It was inside your wife." | Jason | Steve Newlin | Ep. 208: Timebomb | Twicebitten |
| "This is the beginning." | Eric | Sookie | Ep. 209: I Will Rise Up | iLoveEric! |
| "You are going to hell, and you are going there TODAY." | Steve Newlin | Jason | Ep. 207: Release Me | Pearls4Eric |
| "The war has begun. You evil whore of Satan!" | Steve Newlin | Sookie | Ep. 207: Release Me | Fang_Lover |
| "Bulls**t, God has horns!" | Terry | to mob | Ep. 210 : New World In My View | ThisisJorie |
"Now Jesus and I agree to see other people that doesn't mean we don't still talk from time to time."
| Lafayette
| Lettie Mae
| Ep. 210 : New World In My View | grimmfairy
|
"He's comin.' He's on his way, and he's gonna kill... us... all!"
| Tara
| Lettie Mae | 210: New World In My View | grimmfairy
|
Bill: "What in God's name?"
Sookie: "Whatever the hell it is... it reeks." | Bill
| Sookie
| 210: New World In My View | grimmfairy
|
| "Honesty my ass. White-suited mother-f***er!!! | Jason | Steve Newlin | Ep. 207: Release Me | smfactory,
ThisisJorie |
| "Don't you like vampires, little girl?" | Eric | Lisa
| Ep. 211: Frenzy | iLoveEric! |
| "They're like humans but miniature. Teacup humans." | Eric | Pam | Ep. 211: Frenzy | iLoveEric! |
| "That thing owes me a pair of shoes." | Pam | Eric | Ep. 211: Frenzy | iLoveEric! |
| "Goodnight, tiny humans." | Eric | Coby & Lisa
| Ep. 211: Frenzy | iLoveEric! |
| "Oh Billy, this paranoia it's really quite unbecoming." | Eric | Bill | Ep. 211: Frenzy | iLoveEric! |
| "Hoping the queen can tell me how to kick a maenad's ass." | Eric | Bill | Ep. 211: Frenzy | iLoveEric! |
| "I hate them. They're so stupid." | Pam
(re: Coby & Lisa) | Eric
| Ep. 211: Frenzy
| akel |
"The fine will be one hundred million dollars... and your pants."
| Arlene | Lafayette | Ep. 211: Frenzy |
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| "I think I'm gonna cry." | Eric | Sookie & Bill
| Ep. 209: I Will Rise Up | iLoveEric! |
| "Everything that exists imagined itself into existence." | Sophie-Anne | Bill | Ep. 211: Frenzy | iLoveEric! |
| "You two really should just fuck each other and get it over with. I could watch." | Sophie-Anne | Bill | Ep. 211: Frenzy | iLoveEric! |
| "There is a thousand years of faith and friendship between us." | Godric | Eric | Ep. 209: I Will Rise Up | iLoveEric! |
| "I love you above all others." | Godric | Eric | Ep. 209: I Will Rise Up | iLoveEric! |
| "The god who comes demands his sacrifice. Where is Sam Merlotte?" | Maryann | bar patrons
| Ep. 209: I Will Rise Up | iLoveMaryann |
| "I can't stop thinking about you." | Hoyt | Jessica
| Ep. 205: Never Let Me Go | BiteMeBill42 |
Eric: "I hope you will enjoy your blood substitute which is costing me $45."
Bill: "Oh, I have no intention on drinking it. I just want you to pay for it."
Eric: "Oh, you're so mature." | Eric | Bill | Ep. 204: Shake and Fingerpop | iLoveEric! |
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