Samspup

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[looks bewildered, employs best haughty British accent] What is this "chikken of the see"? Hmm... I have no idea what you're speaking of, you're completely unintelligible.
Are you even speaking English? Yes... English, this language invented centuries ago, used by such intellects as the likes of Shakespeare and Darwin.
Oh my, I see it is a complete and utter lost cause!! You've gone to the dogs,so to speak. <Courtesy of BonTempsMorgue>
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THE FAMILY

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`INTRODUCING SAMSPUP'S HOUSE OF SHIFTERS`

*DEVIN"S 15th BIRTHDAY FEBRUARY 14th 2009! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY BEAUTIFUL PUPPERS!!!!!!!!!!*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"Swedish Fairy Love"~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

~~~~~~~~~~A Delicate Tale Of Two Friends, Two Brothers And Their Journey Into The Evil World Of Fairy Insemination~~~~~~~~

*******Full Story Can Be Found On Page 120 Of The Original Merlotte's Bar & Grill Thread*******

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*Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives. ~William Dement*

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~From The Brilliant Minds Of BonTempsMorgue and Samspup~

-Imagining some little blonde mini Viking with elevated self esteem and an overactive imagination- BT

-"It would look like a Muppet, a really scary Muppet"-BT

"Merkin the Frog"- SP

-"No, you laughed when I mentioned souffle, were you implying something?"-BT

"Oh no..I was just thinking about what was taking place in the kitchen....HAHA.."-SP

"ME TOO....HOHOHOHOHO"-BT

-Most of the mole people are legless and car bound forced to eat only by drive-thru, hence the spectacular idea for

drive-thru Dairy Queens-BT

-"So that's what you would do if you had shapeshifing capabilities..run around around scaring babies?"-BT

"YES, the biggest YES I can possibly type!!!!!!"-SP

"ME TOO!!!!"-BT

-"If certain vampires don't have fangs, do they not bite necks?"-BT

"They do but I guess we can too right? If we wanted to rip someones throat out we could ya know? Too violent?"-SP

"Naa...you obviously have a preoccupation with the thought though..that's something like the 10th time you've mentioned it"-BT

"I only thought of this because one day I said I was going to rip all of my teeth out and live off of applesauce...

we then got into a discussion about which teeth one would need to eat certain things..my incisors are really sharp

as are S's and R said we were weird because of it."-SP

"So bottom line is you don't need vampire teeth (or teeth at all?) to rip out a throat as long as you have the motivation?"-BT

"Well you need to have incisors at least...I'm not sure how one would rip out a throat with just gums"-SP

"Imagining some crazy grandpa at the nursing home.."that was MY jello fetus god dammit!!"-BT

"HOLY SHIT: Grandpa Compton!!"-SP

-"I don't do that...I'm beyond it"-BT

"So where does it all go?"-SP

"I release compact compressed food pellets from my belly button....hold on I'm pelleting right nowI"-BT

"I'm so fuxxing glad I took a drink and swallowed before I read that."-SP

-"Weird question..what happens if you wet your bed when the electric blanket is on?"-BT

"You get shocked..fried merkin"-SP

-"OMG BT... What is that?"-SP

"What is what?"-BT

"What we created!"-SP

"An abomination which must be destroyed before the world may corrupt their eyes, and see true beauty.."-BT

"Well... there's my answer"-SP

-"Always?"-BT

"Well once is always right?"-SP

"Once IS always...at least in your logic"-BT

"Like..I always change my Depends."-SP

"I'm thinking the synthetic is not digestible...sounds painful...or like the name of a band"-BT

"Well see, I was traveling through an obstacle course and my Depends was wet and I nearly stepped on

on a kitty landmine and then out of nowhere this thing jumped out and I hitted it"-BT

"You need to strap a cat to each foot like those rocket powered skates in cartoons...travel in style"-BT

"This was all a ploy for a Clorox commercial I'm writing, the tag line is going to be "How clean are your

proverbial sheets?" You get people drinking Clorox..and then they're absolved right?"-BT

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~HEROES~

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~BISCUIT AND BEANS~