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Well behaved women rarely make history. Let's be naughty!
Out-takes and deleted scenes from: I Will Rise Up:
Sookie: "Get off of me, you bastard!"
Eric: (Why do women always say that to me?) "Help I'm.. dying..I need you ..suck it out."
Sookie:"I'll get a knife or something." Eric:"No..time. Suck them out ...quickly"
Eric:"Excellent. I also took one in my johnson. It hurts. Please help me Sookie. Down.. lower"
Sookie:"Holy smokes, that's one HUGE bullet, Eric! I don't think I can suck it out...but I'll try."
Bill:"SUCKAY" Sookie:"Bill? This isn't what it looks like, I swear!!!"
Godric:"Let's be honest. It looks like a blowjob."
Bill:"I'll kill everyone in here!" Godric:"Bill, retract your fangs at once!"
Sookie: "Bill, Eric tricked me into sucking on his----" Bill:"Enough Suckay! We will discuss this later."
Godric:"My child. Using a bomb blast to score some head? As your maker, I'm very proud."
Sookie:"Ewwwww, what's this goop on my dress?" Bill:"Suckay,tell me you didn't swallow any." Sookie:"No!!! Well maybe a little."
Sookie:"I hate him, Bill! He's gross and disgusting!" Bill:"I concur. And he's pure evil...unlike me."
Sookie:"You big a-hole! I'll have to gargle for an hour just to get your taste out of my mouth!"
Bill:"Hey, lookie here, Sook! You coulda just given him a handjob."
Sookie:"BILL!!!!!"
Eric: That mouth. And people wonder why I'm infatuated with her?
Bill:"Suckay, I'm not stupid.Why would you SUCK metal out of anyone's body? It makes no sense to me."
Sookie:"I TOLD you, I wasn't thinking! He took a huge bullet for me right in the tally-wacker and said it was the only way to get it out."
Bill:"Suckay, you've been outsmarted by a dead man with no brain activity. Pay attention! He used the oldest trick in the vamp book, and you fell for it...again." Sookie:"What do you mean, again?" Bill:"Did I say again? Sorry, I misspoke. Do not be surprised if you start to find him...attractive, sexually speaking." Sookie:"Oh please! He's SO ugly!" Bill:"Yes, that is why he has to resort to trickery to get sex."
Sookie:"You know, he's really not that bad, Bill. Why do you dislike him so much?" (Damn that was quick!) Bill:"As you know, Suckey, I have had a longstanding problem with authority figures. Especially tall ones who come after MY human I mean woman. There is no excuse for that." Sookie:"Tell me more about the blood-bond." Bill:"I am really beat, Suckay. Do you mind if we just cuddle tonight? Perhaps we could discuss our relationship at some other time." Sookie:"Why are you so tired? You don't have a job or deadlines to meet, but you always have money. Where do---" Bill:"GOODNIGHT, Suckay"
Later that evening... Sookie:"Bill how can you sleep with that racket in the next room? Your daughter's been getting her brains banged out for an hour!" Bill:"I cannot deal with her now."
Sookie pounds on the wall... Sookie:"Hey! Hold it down in there you horn-dogs! And no biting!"
Bill:"Suckay...are you asleep?" Sookie:"Yes, and it creeps me out when you do that. You're suffocating me, Bill. Maybe you should think about finding some work to keep you occupied." Bill:"Then I wouldn't be able to watch you." Sookie:"Exactly."
Sookie:"What happened to the Bill I fell in love with? Remember that night when you first walked into Merlottes...you were smokin' hot. Now you're like an angry drama queen...and what's up with shaving your chest! It's like you're two totally different people. I don't get it." Bill:"There are many things you do not understand, Suckay, but I really need to rest. Trust me, if you think I am cranky now, you would not enjoy me during a 9-orifice bleed." Sookie:"Ewwww, gross!! You know, I'm wondering if I really know you at all. What did you and Lorena used to do for fun? Bill? Bill, are you awake?"
sex scene... True Blood Season 1 Episode 6 by blupoproxxx123 (Thu Oct 16 2008 13:08:35)
Director:"Cut! Stephen (Bill), don’t kiss Anna. Just keep acting like you are about to. When you were bending down to kiss her, your chest was hiding Anna’s boobies. So, let’s try this again and keep your upper body up high so you won’t block Anna’s boobies.
Action again!
Cut!
Okay, Stephen we can’t have you moving up and down like that. It might make Anna’s boobies move out of the shot. So just hold still. Oh! And don’t touch her. Just keep your arms in that position. We don’t want your arms in the way of her boobies in the shot."
Stephen:"Uhhh…So, what am I supposed to do?"
Director:"Hmmm…Without moving you’re upper body, act like you are going to kiss her on one side of her neck, but don’t. Then act like you’re going to kiss the other side of her neck, but don’t. Then sort of kiss her lips, but not completely. Then kiss her right side of her neck again, but for real this time. That side of the neck is away from the camera, so if you’re leaning down to kiss her neck, it won’t get in the way of Anna’s boobies."
Stephen:"So, how is this going to look like sex?"
Director:"What do you mean? Anna’s boobies are showing! I can’t do anything else. It might risk her boobies not being seen. But, I tell you what we can do. When you kiss her neck, Anna can moan."
The end.
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Gotta love the The Pierces (sisters Allison and Catherine Pierce): Select twisted songs from their Thirteen Tales Of Love And Revenge.
The haunting music of Nathan Barr:
Before Leona Lewis sang it, Snow Patrol wrote, performed and made famous 'Run' in the British Isles. Their interpretation is entirely different. Simply amazing at the 5 min mark!
The Best of Stevie Nicks
Rare video 1981: Stevie Nicks performs "Gold Dust Woman" with Joe Walsh, Christine McVie, and Mick Fleetwood.
"Rulers make bad lovers. You better put your kingdom up for sale."
Stevie Nicks performs "Edge of Seventeen" at Red Rocks Amphitheater near Denver, Colorado. (Of course... Boadicea was there.) At least once, in everyone's life, one should experience a rock concert at Red Rocks. No where better. Click HERE for more info.
"The clouds... never expect it... When it rains But the sea changes color... But the sea... Does not change."
"And so... with the slow... graceful flow... Of age I went forth... with an age old... Desire... to please On the edge of... seventeen."
Stevie Nicks sings "Silver Springs" to former love, Lindsey Buckingham.
"Time casts a spell on you, but you won’t forget me. I know I could have loved you, but you would not let me. I’ll follow you down til the sound of my voice will haunt you. You'll never get away from the sound of the woman that loves you."
haha I love the little picture story thing you've done, well funny... 'when did you start shaving your chest?' Haha i cracked up at that line cus thats exactly what i said when i first watched that episode!!
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Sookie: "Get off of me, you bastard!"
Eric: (Why do women always say that to me?) 
Sookie: "I'll get a knife or something."
Eric:"Excellent. I also took one in my johnson. It hurts. Please help me Sookie. Down.. lower"
Sookie: "Holy smokes, that's one HUGE bullet, Eric! I don't think I can suck it out...but I'll try."
Bill:"SUCKAY"
Godric:"Let's be honest. It looks like a blowjob."
Bill:"I'll kill everyone in here!"
Sookie: "Bill, Eric tricked me into sucking on his----"
Godric:"My child. Using a bomb blast to score some head? As your maker, I'm very proud."
Sookie: "Ewwwww, what's this goop on my dress?"
Sookie:"I hate him, Bill! He's gross and disgusting!"
Sookie:"You big a-hole! I'll have to gargle for an hour just to get your taste out of my mouth!" 
Bill:"Hey, lookie here, Sook! You coulda just given him a handjob."
Sookie:"BILL!!!!!"
Eric: That mouth. And people wonder why I'm infatuated with her?
Bill:"Suckay, I'm not stupid.Why would you SUCK metal out of anyone's body? It makes no sense to me."
Sookie:"I TOLD you, I wasn't thinking! He took a huge bullet for me right in the tally-wacker and said it was the only way to get it out." 
Bill:"Suckay, you've been outsmarted by a dead man with no brain activity. Pay attention! He used the oldest trick in the vamp book, and you fell for it...again."
Sookie:"You know, he's really not that bad, Bill. Why do you dislike him so much?"
Later that evening...
Sookie pounds on the wall...
Bill:"Suckay...are you asleep?"
Sookie:"What happened to the Bill I fell in love with? Remember that night when you first walked into Merlottes...you were smokin' hot. Now you're like an angry drama queen...and what's up with shaving your chest! It's like you're two totally different people. I don't get it."
